Happy Bull Run broskis and siskis!

These are a few ways I am earning more crypto these days:

1. First off, I still use BetFury every day, many times a day, just to claim my 10 sats from the faucet and collect my rewards from the poor gambler that used my referral link. I wish I knew who they were so I could tip them or something. Just in case you haven't seen, you can deposit and gamble with ETH now. Probably don't gamble though. I've made a lot from BetFury in less than two months without depositing anything, and it took about 4000 sats at the outset to realize that gambling is most certainly not profitable in the long run. All things considered, I got that lesson for a bargain. I took this screenshot yesterday because... you know why:

Check out those gians!

2. Moving on, though, I know you've probably heard about Pool by Cake already, but if you haven't then I refer you to a post that I already wrote about it to try to get you to use my referral link. Seriously, though, this platform was promising even before I starting seeing everyone and their mom write a post about it! In case you've been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks, Pool by Cake is an emergent platform that brings BTC into DeFi. You get $30 USD in DeFiChain tokens for using the referral link, so you should really get in on that while the token is still less than $2 USD. You can also hodl and stake BTC, ETH, and some other coins with pretty good APY. I just got myself on Kraken so I could buy some more DFI for staking and farming on Pool. Currently waiting on adding some funds to that.

3. MyConstant is a service that you might not have heard of before. I've been using it to get 4-7% interest on plain USD since September, but you can also deposit BTC, ETH, and/or BNB for a cool 8% APY. MyConstant is a P2P lending service similar to Nexo, but based in Southeast Asia. Use that link and you should get $4000 for a week when you complete your KYC to collect interest on. Lucky you -- I only got $3000 when I started. When the week is up, you keep the interest and use it to invest again (or I guess you could withdraw it to your crypto wallet as USDT or USDC). There are some bonus tasks as well that will award you a few dollars in total when you complete them. They are still celebrating their 2-year anniversary and have recently added a donation program similar to the Ant Farm on Alipay, which, at least to me, makes them seem more credible than I thought they were before. As a bonus, you can convert plain USD to USDT and USDC for a $3 fee. It's free to convert USD to USDC on Coinbase, but not to Tether. 

4. In the meantime, Uniswap appears to still be a very reliable way for a novice to farm ETH. I noticed the ~$40 USD I added to a pool 94 days ago has more than doubled in value and produced something like $5-8 in interest, depending of course on the current pool. I didn't withdraw it in time to get UNI, but I'm fine with just getting more ETH. Either way, it comes out to at least 25% APY. I plan to add some more liquidity shortly, as soon as my withdrawal timer is up on Celsius. (But those fees are ridiculous right now, so I'm checking out Loopring instead -- stay tuned for that post XD).

That's something I like about Nexo over Celsius. The interest may be slightly less, but it compounds daily and there's no withdrawal timer. A hacker that gets the keys out can probably also disable the timer anyway, so it's kind of just an inconvenience...

5. Womplay awards Wompoints for finishing tasks playing mobile games, which you can trade for EOS. The tasks are quite manageable compared to some of the ones on the Cointiply ad walls... I'm currently still playing Forge of Empires and Big Farm until I finish all of the available tasks.

6. StormX is a mobile app that I recommended around the Black Friday shopping season, and if you used it with the idea of getting crypto back then, you might have a balance of credits already. You can also get credits for using mobile apps/games, and you can exchange them for BTC, ETH, DAI, LTC, YFI, and the native token, STMX. The STMX token is now available to stake with any Walletconnect wallet, so that's some incentive get it besides just accumulating a lot to upgrade your crypto-back level.

7. Fold is cool, but every gift card except Doordash and Ulta is sold out right now and, conveniently, I just spun the sat booster three days in a row... I was able to cash out 51k sats, though, so that's more than what I started with... minus what I spent on gift cards 😌

8. Cryptotab is going okay for me. It's been about a month and a half and I've mined the equivalent of 6172 sats, which at least is worth a little more than the $2.11 I paid for the Pro version as of typing this. I left my laptop on a lot, though, and was also mining continuously on a spare phone, so all in all still probably not worth the cost of electricity. Then again, with BTC poised to pass 100,000 this year, maybe it will be worth the electricity. I've come to the conclusion though, that unless you're a big internet influencer, you're probably better off using Brave.

Of course, I've been using faucets and stuff, too, but this is long enough now and I might just be wasting my time anyway because I'm not a big internet influencer... 

Maybe my next shitpost will have something else cool for you. Either way, I hope I've been some sort of positive influence and that you are able to stack some more sats and use my referral links 😂😂🙌

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