Hello!
It’s Monday! Today, we’ll look at a few jaw-dropping & head-spinning headlines. I must say I couldn’t stop laughing while going through this. Almost couldn’t finish this article. But for you, I persisted though it was really hard typing while laughing so hard.
As usual, my caution to you: Proceed at your own risk. There’s absolutely nothing useful in this post!
But if you decide to proceed, it'll only take 1 minute of your time. Do feel free to laugh out loud. Laugh as if you’ve just gotten a 400 UNI airdrop from UNISWAP this week.
These were taken from boredpanda.com’s 40 Of The Worst Newspaper Headlines To Make You Facepalm At The Stupidity. Some comments from their readers were too good not to share here so I included a couple after each headlines.
Here goes:
Headline #1:
Thank God, how scary would that be?!? – Tracy Moorhead
Well not all police unities have an alison Dubois or a Jess Mastriani in thir rank yet ;p - Zenozenobee
Headlines #2:
Good thing he/she didn't become an engineer, then... – Kristof De Smet
Headline #3:
Really?! I need to start doing it straight away – Pittsburg rare
Ya dont say – Andrea Serrano Morales
Headline #4:
Or maybe even 20. – Ale Bailey
Headline #5:
Ah, I see what they did there – Danish Dynomummy
Headline #6:
You mean, in reality they hide them in some forest barns? That sounds reasonable! – A B C
I always use blanket – Pittsburg rare
Holy Shit who would've thought? I was wondering why we don't see them in the air! –AzKhaleesi
Headline #7:
They then went to a meth lab and u would never guess what they found. (Man, this sounds like a click-bait headline) – Sergio Bicerra
Headline #8:
You don’t say! – Lyop
Headlines #9:
Bugs crawling around with feet are crawling bugs. – IzzieM
Headline #10:
It was a tough day. – Alex Bailey
I nearly choked on my sandwich seeing this. I’m okay. – A. Jones
A Bonus Headline:
Gotta pass the time while waiting for the other golfers to play their shots... – Aaron W
Just so long as he doesn’t play with mine or yours. – Chris Sherlock
Okay, you can stop rolling on the floor now. It’s time to get back to work.
If you want more, here are previous articles from this series. Do like and follow. Have a great week and see you next Monday!
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