FT crypto watch May 24

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for saddling up to ride with your Watch Army!   Patrolling the dangers of tradfi agitprop for a better crypto tomorrow!! 

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and what do we get from the pink lady? c84a12a3ba72e9200eba04705198e091909f1b5cc7f565bea8577f7f3aaedbfe.pngTLDR: hey we MISSED that funny from the floor!!  Otherwise a nothingburger article.  Rehash Bitcoin Miami was down.  Lil Britain trying to reghammer crypto as gambling. Rehash Iosco blathering, Gary blathering.  The hope of a UK light touch of regulation to increase profits is dead and gone thanks to Treasury's position. Blah blah copyoasta Binance accreditation, and it all closes with a "shrinkage" joke!! 

A clear contender for the FT anti-crypto narrative flat roof pub meat bingo prize!!  FU Westminster, FU FT.  Here we see the FT pretend to state the Treasury stance was wrong, and then go along with everything else negative possible.  Again, first world arseholes stating crypto has never been a real tool for a medium of exchange or social inclusion are just despicable, tho funny.  Go say it in Nigeria sister!! 

We love you cryptonauts but we are OUTTA HERE!!!  

Take care of yourselves, it's gonna be a long series of skirmishes!! 

Peace out, love



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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!
FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!

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