Granny just turned ninety-nine,
Surprisingly, her figure is fine.
She’s vain, yet she loathes to color
Her hair of complete silver.

When she’s in the mood,
She’ll indulge in sweet food.
Her favorite is a specific candy bar,
But 7-Eleven is too far.

Her vision needs no glasses,
So she attends sewing classes.
She also enjoys gardening,
Provided she’s not napping.

Since there isn’t work pressure,
And things centered on her pleasure,
Health gives her no trouble,
Except, backache could be horrible.

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