Are we having fun yet?
Another boring week waiting for the markets to shuffle upwards. At least there was no massive dip this week, allowing BTC/ETH prices to move in the direction they want to go - up!
[Note: p0x broke their editor, so apologies for any weirdness.]
Here are the figures:

No big changes for me this week, though those Copy Traders continue to prove their incompetence.
Trading continues to take hits from the '26 Picks, despite the bigger coins going in the right direction... well, ETH and BTC did, SOL didn't.
In detail:
- Trading down 11.51%
- Copy Trading down 18.52%
- Banking up 0.18%
- Overall down 3.27%
August approaches. Normally that means a little bump before everyone disappears for their holidays, though I'm wondering if it'll happen this year. It's been such an odd 6-7 months - not helped by political stupidity - that none of the usual trends seem to apply. I guess we'll see.
It's the end of another month for me, too, so I have the 4-weekly numbers for you:
- Trading down 8.92%
- Copy Trading down 63.12% (mostly because I almost emptied it)
- Banking up 10.81%
- Overall up 0.79%
Loving that Banking number, though I wish it was across the board. Still, an overall gain while doing almost nothing, so I won't complain!
The tracking's boring as fuck this week because nothing's moving.

That's just gonna stay much the same until we get a pump, isn't it?
'26 Picks
Everything down. Like, with only LINK managing a tiny little upwards move.
Pfffffft.
When's altcoin season, dammit?!

It's all just a long, long waiting game, isn't it?
Time to remind ourselves that we're looking LONG term, not for quick wins.
Mm-hmm, yeah. My brain's gonna accept that. Honest. 😆
Have you had any wins this week or are you stuck waiting? I'd love to hear from you!