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Hilarious Text a friend sent me that made me laugh out loud!! Like seriously LOL

By DeadlyRacoon | CryptoSplash | 12 Jan 2021


This morning I woke up with an terrible itch in my head. I threw off the covers, sprinted to the bathroom, and took the hottest shower I could. But nothing I did could relieve it. I pounded my hairy cheeks against the bathroom wall until my head was ringing, but the itch stayed. Until, i looked at my phone and saw your name. Just reading each letter of your name produced inside of me an unimaginable joy that bubbled up like boiling water into a smile from one ear to the other. But I wanted more, i needed more. I let my mind wander into the darker recesses of my heart and I imagined your oily smooth body shining against a soft golden light, like an Olympian hero of old. Only then, as my mind traced your rippling muscles across your body, could that deep itch finally be satisfied, and I breathed a breath so deep I thought in that moment I would gladly welcome those heavenly gates, knowing your visage had brought me more satisfaction than life itself.

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Cryptocurrency is the future. Do you want to retire at 40? This blog will cover the latest news and price predictions for upcoming cryptocurrencies. I will also regularly post funny things that happen to me in my life. My goal in having this blog is to be able to look back at positive experiences and successfully predicting the crypto market. I am pleased to announce that I have recently become the social media manager of FEG token. Website: fegtoken.com Telegram: https://t.me/FEGchat Twitter: @FEGtoken

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