Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader

Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 21 May 2024


Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Each donut is worth 2 cents today. It's a money spinner! Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  1. Ark Invest and 21 Shares have removed staking from their amended ETF application, so here’s hoping the SEC will approve at least one Ethereum ETF by May 23!
  2. Did you know that in October 2017, the first Ethereum to Real-estate transaction was conducted by the founder of TechCrunch (Michael Arrington). He bought an apartment in the Ukrainian market using an Ethereum smart contract? What kind of house would you buy with your ETH gains?
  3. Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. — John Keats. Me and Donuts, FOREVER
  4. May 15th is National Chocolate Chip Day! Eat your Donuts infused with chocolate chip goodness today!
  5. Posted my article about how I bought $5 worth of ETH on Grab, my country’s super app n got mocked at for spending unwisely on the 8.7% transaction fee. Hullo, Sensei has tons of Donuts, okay. If need be, I will just swap my Donuts for ETH. What is 8.7% transaction fee?! Peanuts! Long live Donuts!
  6. Donuts are $0.011. Oh no, they will never rise again! Take a breather. Recognise this as just your thought. Sit with this anxiety. Give it space and ease. This moment shall pass. Thank you for coming to my TED talk on staying immune against stress.
  7. Jon Kabat-Zinn said, “It’s not the stress but how you handle it which dictates its effects on the mind and the body.” Donut’s price has suffered a setback, but don’t get stressed out! Stay calm n keep posting on!
  8. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? Charles Bukowski. Cheer up, Bronuts. Let’s just be grateful for the chance to shitpost!
  9. Vitalik Buterin’s vision of Ethereum as a scalable network powered by rollups is so awe-inspiring: Rollup Development Stacks, Rollup-as-a-Service providers, and emerging Proof Marketplaces. Great to place our faith in ETH!
  10. Did you know that ERC-20 will become more relevant as AI becomes more integrated into our lives? Developers, discontented with how OpenAI is centralised, will use things like the Ora protocol and tokenize AI models using ERC-20 standards. Bullish on ETH!

Yes, I know I am good. I can turn any random fact into something ETH or Donut related. That is the prowess of a true content creator. Haha.


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