Shitposting for Donuts on R/Ethtrader

Shitposting for Donuts on R/Ethtrader

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 19 Feb 2024


Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  • Success is the peace of mind that is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing we made the effort to become the best that we are capable of becoming. You know what? We are successful because we shitpost for Donuts!

 

  • Did you know that OpenAI partnered a startup called Humane. Humane just launched an AI pin that incorporates a personal AI assistant into a wearable pin. That pin should look like our beloved Donuts! 🍩

  • Did you know that the human brain is made up of about 100 billion neurons, and that each one makes 1,000 or more connections to other neurons, adding up to some 100 trillion in total? Did you know what my connections are all about? That’s right! Bronuts n Donuts 🍩!

  • Two teams of developers are working to integrate zero-knowledge roll-ups into Bitcoin currently! Which goes to show that Bitcoin may be king but it still needs ETH’s superior technology.

 

  • Anyone going to try nappucino (a cup of coffee before a 20-min afternoon nap since it takes 20 mins for the caffeine to be digested) later? So that when you wake up, you feel recharged to shitpost about ETH n Donuts!!!

  • Time’s most important quality is that it passes, that we have only a finite amount. Therefore, be aware of its value and know that when you give your time you’re giving of your life. Thank you, Bronuts, for giving of your life to this sub.

  • Mode Network has decided to incentivize the ecosystem by announcing airdrop for its users in April 2024. $550M of $Mode has been allocated for the "Sunrise" campaign. Users will share 5.5% of supply. Who’s farming the Mode airdrop?

  • Did you know that there is an immortal jellyfish that can revert to its earliest stage of life when threatened with starvation. After regressing, it will regrow. You know what crypto is similar to this jellyfish? Donuts, that’s what. Now they are lying dormant, before they surge in growth to 69 cents. Bullish on Donuts!

  • Did you know that the spatial navigation part of the hippocampus of London cab drivers is bigger than the rest of mankind because of the intense memorisation they undergo in recalling all the routes in London? These cab drivers have nothing on Bronuts. Bronuts’ brains are bigger because we memorise so much information on how to get different airdrops 🧠

  • Why do I shitpost for Donuts?Because the positive emotional resonance pushes me to remember the good times here and transfers the memories into the long term. Hell, this sub may even prevent me from developing dementia in future!

 

 

 

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