Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #8

Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #8

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 8 Apr 2024


Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Each donut is worth 2 cents today. It's a money spinner! Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  1. Seneca said in his “Lessons from a Stoic”: Associate with people who are likely to improve you. That’s why r/ethtrader is such an awesome place. Bronuts help each other level up!
  2. Humans are susceptible to goal contagion, so we are likely to pick up someone else’s habits. This means that it is helpful to be around Bronuts who are such good role models n inspire me to get my fill of Donuts EVERYDAY ðŸ˜
  3. Let’s all shout this Italian word at ShitNuts: *Maladicta*! It sounds very “sweary”! cc: u/rikbona
  4. Did you know the most horrible curse in Latin? *Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant*. Not that it will mean anything to ShitNuts because it means *may faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy*
  5. There/their: the IRS thinks your money is theIRS. Luckily those Donuts we earn? They are OURS!
  6. Maya Angelou said, “Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.” Don’t feel the need to pity yourself because of ShitNuts, my Bronuts. Just keep posting and carry on!
  7. Did you know that a group of pandas is called an embarrassment? This sounds like ShitNuts for you! An embarrassment.
  8. Joseph Campbell said, “People say that what we’re all seeking is a meaning for life…I think that what we’re all seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonance within our innermost being and reality, so that we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.” Thank you, r/ethtrader, for making me feel alive each and every day!
  9. Theodore Roosevelt said, “Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.” Even Theodore approves of you shitposting for Donuts! 🩠Fire away! Don’t hold anything back.
  10. In the bestseller by Robert Waldinger & Marc Schulz, The Good Life, good relationships are the strongest predictor of whether people will have happy and healthy lives as they age. Bronuts are bound to lead happy lives because we together, STRONG! 💪
  11. Warren Buffet famously said: I will leave my kids enough so that they can do something, but not enough so that they can do nothing. How much of your ETH will you let your children inherit?
  12. Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, “The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.” Snapshot tomorrow. Come on, Bronuts! We can do this!

Yes, I know I am good. I can turn any random fact into something ETH or Donut related. That is the prowess of a true content creator. Haha.

Join me at https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/.

 

 

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