Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #6

Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #6

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 31 Mar 2024


 

Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Each donut is worth 2 cents today. It's a money spinner! Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  1. Dyson aims to link future products to a connected platform via Wi-Fi so that they can communicate with the company in real time. This helps Dyson to push out updates and optimise the machines’ performance in the fly. Imagine a future in which r/ethtrader is able to monitor and stretch our performance via a connected platform!
  2. Did you know that there’s a basketball that records every dribble and shot you make, then transmits the data to your mobile device to help you achieve the perfect game? If only this basketball could record the effectiveness and emotional resonance of our shitposting comments on r/ethtrader!
  3. This quote from Naval Ravikant: "I like to think that if I lost all my money and if you drop me on a random street in any English-speaking country, within 5, 10 years, I'd be wealthy again because it's just a skill set that I've developed, and I think anyone can create." That’s because we Bronuts can shitpost for Donuts everywhere, anytime! 👍
  4. Did you know that when a hungry snake approaches a sleeping frog, one flash of its bright red eyes startle the predator? Then the frog can safely hop away. If only we can do likewise to ShitNuts and their downvoting strikes!
  5. Gail Goodwin said, “Some things arrive in their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not yours, to be seized or relinquished forever.” So Bronuts, let’s seize Bronuts while the sun shines! 🌞
  6. Oprah Winfrey said, “Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.” donut’s price may have dumped, but the true Bronuts are still harvesting Donuts to create their own luck! Fighting!
  7. Passion doesn’t preclude effort. In fact, passion demands effort! That’s why all Bronuts are passionately hustling for Donuts!
  8. Instead of working only with internal resources, you describe a problem on an open innovation site and let creative minds from all over the world help you solve it. Our sub has already solved the problem of Donut distribution after Reddit didn’t give us the CSV. We could collectively be a potent force to address pertinent ETH-related issues ☝️ Bronuts together, STRONG
  9. After spending so much time here, let’s begin sense-making and recognise patterns, identify themes and find meaning in all that we observe. Let’s move from concrete observations & individual stories to more abstract truths that span across groups of people. We often organise these observations on an “empathy map”. So how will you describe the Bronut Tribe?
  10. Did you know that a tornado made of wind n fire is known as a fire whirl? How I wish a fire whirl could come n blow these ShitNuts off the surface of the Earth!
  11. It’s a myth that Creative geniuses seldom fail. In fact they are prolific when it comes to failure, but it’s just that they don’t let it stop them. Creative Bronuts simply take more shots at Donuts and shitpost more. Learn from Sensei. Get your hands moving!

Yes, I know I am good. I can turn any random fact into something ETH or Donut related. That is the prowess of a true content creator. Haha.

Join me at https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/.

 

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