Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #5

Shitposting for Donuts on r/ethtrader #5

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 28 Mar 2024


Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Each donut is worth 2 cents today. It's a money spinner! Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  1. Gonna attach paper ‘Donuts’ to clothes pegs. Will use a magic marker to label ice-cream sticks with varying cash amounts. Then I will instruct my child to secure the Donut-labelled clothes pegs to ice-cream sticks until he reaches the amount written. My boy will be the best youth Shitposter ever!
  2. Fill a small container with brightly coloured card stock depicting the symbols of ETH n all our wunnerful L2s, as well as paper clips that match the paper. Teachers my boy to attach the paper clips to the matching card stock. This way, he will be familiarised with ETH Arb OP Blast Polygon n many more. My boy will be the best youth shitposter ever.
  3. Microsoft recently announced six collaborations to ramp up the adoption of AI among local businesses in Singapore. I m confident that the prevalent use of AI here will entice the Ethereum Foundation which will pump in more money to develop the ETH ecosystem here. Bullish on AI! Bullish on ETH!
  4. Did you know that the trampoline was invented by George Nissen in 1930 when he was just 16? He noticed that safety nets allowed circuses trapeze artists to rebound n perform acrobatic tricks. We may no longer be 16 or even 26, but we can all use ETH n Donuts as our safety net!
  5. Did you know that Tabasco sauce and Chihuahua dogs share their names with two states in Mexico? Donuts are gonna be so popular one day that a state in some country will name itself after Donuts. Bullish on Donuts! 🍩
  6. Mar 21 is World Poetry Day! Sorry to announce this so late! Anyway what we do here every day is celebrating poetry. Your words are music to my ears 👂
  7. Did you know that hormesis is defined as an adaptive response of cells and organisms to a moderate (usually intermittent) stress?Don’t care about these ShitNuts, Bronuts! Just think of their act as a way to elevate your stress alleviation mentality!
  8. Have a growth mindset: I know my values & purpose in life; I believe that I can reach out and get to know people; I believe that as I grow older, I develop more mature social skills to network successfully; & I shitpost extensively on r/ethtrader to engage with Bronuts sincerely.
  9. Dip your hand into a bag of M and Ms. How many chocolates will you take? For every chocolate that you take, share an interesting fact about yourself!
  10. Omg waiting with bated breath for 69! Upvoter! Remember: The goal is to find a vocation that you’re good at, that you enjoy, and that someone will pay you to pursue. Bullish on Donuts.
  11. Wow top 5th! Upvoter! today. Tomorrow’s illiterate will not be the man who can’t read; it will be the man who has not learned how to learn – Herbet Gerjuoy, Psychologist (1970s). That's why we keep learning here. From Gnosis chain to ARB ONE, Bronuts are adaptable and ready to GROW RICH!
  12. Fun fact: The word "bid", in lowercase letters, is vertically symmetrical, but the word "BID", in uppercase letters, is horizontally symmetrical. Let’s make a bid for a gazillion Donuts! 🍩

Yes, I know I am good. I can turn any random fact into something ETH or Donut related. That is the prowess of a true content creator. Haha.

Join me at https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/.

 

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