Shitposting for Donuts on R/Ethtrader #3

Shitposting for Donuts on R/Ethtrader #3

By cryotosensei | CryptoSensei | 19 Mar 2024


Crossposting the comments I type into r/ethtrader because it’s such a good avenue to get some Donuts. Did you know that you can convert Donuts to ETH on the OP chain via Jumper Exchange? Each donut is worth 3 cents today. It's a money spinner! Coupled with your Publish0x earnings, your online writing ventures could help you settle some bills. Not too shabby, huh?

  1. Did you know that it’s entirely possible to travel just by train from Portugal to Singapore? At 18,755 km, this is the world’s longest train journey.
  2. Did you know that Farmers in Africa use ropes oiled with chilli as barriers to keep elephants away from their farms. Chilli bombs, created from burning chilli with elephant dung, keep elephants away effectively.
  3. Gonna touch grass this weekend? Before you do that, don’t forget to put copper coins in your shoes because they can prevent the growth of micro-organisms. In fact, you can place copper coins in a fridge or any damp place to kill off bacteria and get rid of the bad smell. So now you know. May you shitpost in the embrace of nature later without smelly shoes!
  4. Did you know that an Unifentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP) called Oumuamua (pronounced oh Moo-uh Moo-uh) shaped like a cigar at 400m long and 40cm wide passed by earth’s solar system in 2017? Oumuamua is Hawaiian for “a messenger from afar”.
  5. Erasmus said in his “The Praise of Folly”: if ten coins are not enough to make a man rich, what if you add one coin? What if you add another? Finally, you will have to say that no one can be rich unless one coin can make him so. Keep stacking Donuts - one at a time. One day, you will be RICH. Some Donuts already are!
  6. Did you know that a tulip bubble happened during 17th century Holland and that tulips were even traded on the Amsterdam stock exchange?Who’s to say that we won’t be able to trade Donuts on the stock exchange in the future
  7. Did you know that The once common dog name Fido came from the Romans. The name is derived from the Latin word fidelis, which means loyal? Fido is a great name to name our children. Because Bronuts are as loyal as dogs!
  8. I wish you beaucoup* Donuts. Beaucoup is French for lots and lots. Sounds sexy, huh?
  9. Martin Luther King said, “Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are doing for others?’l Who are you accumulating ETH & Donuts for?
  10. When a lady has a huge fight with a partner, multiple neurons are fired across the brain, including the brain centres associated with emotion and memory, thus ensuring she will remember the aspects of the fight better than her male partner. ~ The Female Brain 🧠
  11. Did you know the name dinosaur was coined by the British scientist Richard Owen? He combined two Greek words deinos (terrible) and sauros (lizard) to come up with the word dinosaur. Let’s call these Shitnuts dinosaurs! 🦖
  12. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️Let’s place lots of leprechaun traps around this sub. Who knows, we might just find pots of Donuts!!
  13. Iris Murdoch said, “One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.”Little did she expect that r/ethtrader will provide the dopamine rush n financial stability for a generation of Bronuts!
  14. Russian author Leo Tolstoy wrote, “The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.”Thank you, Bronuts, for your invaluable services to this sub.

Yes, I know I am good. I can turn any random fact into something ETH or Donut related. That is the prowess of a true content creator. Haha.

Join me at https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/.

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