Cryptonator`s Junk Box
Cryptonator`s Junk Box

Cryptonator`s Junk Box

This blog is about all kinds of stuff, mostly crypto-related.


The Trump Crypto Circus Just Leveled Up - And You Are Still Exit Liquidity

7 Apr 2025 3 minute read 7 comments Cryptonator`s

If you thought things couldn’t get dumber after the last market cycle, buckle up. The past few weeks have taken the clown show to an entirely new level. What used to be a decentralized movement is now a full-blown reality TV episode starring the Tru...

Whale Watching in Crypto: How to Track Big Moves and Ride the Waves

29 Mar 2025 3 minute read 3 comments Cryptonator`s

Crypto whales are the market movers, holding massive amounts of coins and making waves with their trades. Since blockchain transactions are public, we can track their moves, but does following the whales actually work? In this article, I will show yo...

I Used to Panic During Market Dips  —  Then Bitcoin Rewired My Brain

24 Mar 2025 3 minute read 4 comments Cryptonator`s

Step into the world of Bitcoin and you will find out fast: this is not some chill investing hobby you do on weekends. It is an emotional boot camp disguised as a financial asset. There are no training wheels. No lifeguards. Just you, the charts, and...

The Trump Market Got Me Reconsidering Wagecucking - Send Help!

12 Mar 2025 3 minute read 6 comments Cryptonator`s

For some years, I have been living the crypto dream. Or at least, not dying. I rode the bull market like a true Chad, watched my bags pump to the moon, and even when the bear came, I just gritted my teeth and kept farming, staking, and yield-maximizi...

2017 Crypto vs. 2025 Crypto: We Became What We Swore to Destroy

10 Mar 2025 3 minute read 8 comments Cryptonator`s

Ah, 2017 crypto. That was when men were men, women were women, and everyone ran sketchy mining rigs in their parent’s basements. Back then, the goal was simple: flip off the banks, dodge the IRS, and stack satoshis like your life depended on it. Fast...

Trump's Crypto Summit Was Just a Big Nothing Burger - But the Insiders Got Their Playbooks Ready

8 Mar 2025 3 minute read 3 comments Cryptonator`s

More Hot Air, More Insider Gains, and Nothing for Crypto Users So, Trump just held his big “Crypto Summit” at the White House, and guess what? Nothing happened. No regulation clarity, no real policy changes, no breakthroughs; just a bunch of hot air...

The Great Crypto Heist: How Trump, Musk & the Oligarchs Rigged the Market

5 Mar 2025 3 minute read 7 comments Cryptonator`s

Just when you thought the market could not get dumber, the last 96 hours happened. If you have been in crypto for a while, you have seen your fair share of nonsense; rug pulls, insider dumps, VC exit scams, and all that kind of stuff but what we are...

Why I Am Minimizing My Use of X: It Is Not the Crypto Vibe I Signed Up For

28 Jan 2025 5 minute read 19 comments Cryptonator`s

For over a decade, Twitter was my digital home. It was my go-to for news, memes, and, most importantly, CryptoTwitter. Back in 2021, during the massive bull run, it was the place where frens shared alpha, shilled projects, and laughed at our bags tog...

Crypto Tax Season - WAGMI with Koinly

14 Jan 2025 5 minute read 2 comments Cryptonator`s

Taxes? Yeah, they are as certain as a rug pull in a bear market. You might be ape-ing into the next big thing, staking your bags, or hitting a nice pump, but at the end of the day, the taxman is always lurking around the corner. The IRS, HMRC, or wha...

Do I Pump My Own Bags? Nah, But Let's Talk About the FUD!

2 Jan 2025 2 minute read 7 comments Cryptonator`s

The crypto space is wild; no news there. From rug pulls to 100x moonshots, people are always looking for hidden motives and shadowy insiders playing the system. So, it is no surprise that when I publish something like the Binance Labs Investment Obse...