Just as we are currently having a very hard time with Covid-19, global demands for both basic and luxurious commodities skyrocketed all around the world. Global demands for food, basic goods, essential products and ofc our very precious toilet paper have gone sky-high as supply tend to diminish every after each day in this worldwide quarantine/lockdown process. For toilet paper, this demand has gone so high, I mean really high, that in actual scenarios you can hardly get hold of a roll yourself in grocery stores.
An illustration I cropped from Coinmarketcap blog because of laziness.
Now referring to the illustration above, toilet paper usage and demand sky-rockets as supply rapidly fluctuates as a result of the lockdown announcements where people around the world rushed the grocery stores to secure the comfort to wipe their asses.
Enough of this all toilet paper conspiracy. I Pepe want to know about TPT.
Alright, now Toilet Paper Token (TPT) is a utility token out of smut contract which is said to keep track on the total number of rolls users purchased and maintains a record of how many rolls users are guaranteed. You may find it funny but the idea of the team behind the Toilet Paper Token is pretty neat and simple where one individual has a secured access to the guarantee of having his/her own toilet paper roll.
By having a Toilet Paper Token, Pepe would not be rushing towards grocery stores and probably have high risk of getting infected by corona just trying to fight for the right to buy a last set of toilet paper roll. Whenever stores runout of toilet paper rolls, TPT holders will be notified on the restocking of toilet paper supplies and ofc they will be the ones having a great chance of wiping their asses first. 😂
Thus, TPT ensures fair distribution of toilet paper rolls across the globe while ensuring security and integrity amongst TPT holders, and duly aids in reducing the risks of spreading corona virus out of fighting outside over a toilet paper roll. It is said that TPT is redeemable for a regular toilet paper roll at participating stores worldwide.
Toilet Paper Token
Based on Coinmarketcap's Toilet Paper Token (TPT) wipe paper (whitepaper)
Initial Offering:
1 TPT = $1.64
Total Supply: 8,000,000,000
Consensus: Proof of flush
For a clearer shitshow:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/blog.coinmarketcap.com/2020/04/01/toilet-paper-token-wipe-paper/amp/
So, are you buying TPT now to secure your wipe? Drop me a comment below on this hilarious yet sensual new token!
Images I used above belongs to their respective owners. They are absolutely not mine.
-cryptomaniac
