So I'm going to do some random crap on Ethereum, and I do my usual gas test. The "gas test" I do is just a fake transaction to see what the gas will be. I wholly expect to look at the screen, cuss out Metamask, and reject the transaction. I do it every time because gas has been too high to do anything for the past 3 weeks.
Wait a minute...did I just see a $5 gas fee to unstake my tokens from that useless shit garbage platform Duckstarter where I never win any allocations in their stupid silly presale lotteries?
I rejected the $5 transaction anyway out of shock. I couldn't believe it. Maybe it's one of those silly faggity two-step transactions that Trustswap always does. First you have to stage the fucking tokens, then stake them. The first stage seems inexpensive, then they hit you with the real cost on the second step. I think back. Nope. I believe it's a one-stage stake.
I tried again, but a more expensive transaction. This time, I tried a swap on Uniswap.
$11.
$11?!?!?!?!?
Wait a minute. Is the Ethereum Berlin update actually WORKING??!!?!?!
Regardless. If you want to do something, anything, on Ethereum right now, do it. RIGHT NOW. I've never seen gas this low since ETH was at $400!
UPDATE: Never mind. Gas is just as expensive as ever. It was just that stupid Metamask glitch that fucks up the USD value in the wallet when you switch back from BSC. False alarm! Ethereum's still shit!
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