I don't play the memecoin game like the average crypto investor. I'm not 13 any more, so I don't try to go to the digital teen club and hang out with the Gen Alfalfas. I make my money analyzing legit projects, talking to teams and studying tokenomics. When I do get into a meme, it's because I want to be there, not because I think everyone else wants to be there.

That's really an issue in crypto for me. Although the average bitcoin maxi is an overbearing neurodivergent, at least their rebellious passion was legitimate. The gaggle of bros that memes led into crypto are here for dollars, principles be damned. I have to remind myself it's ok to let in the dipshits as long as crypto continues to provide everyone their choice of how to live. Like, you can be a cryptobro just as long as you're not a Trojan horse leading in regulators and bankers that kill my shot at living a life free of your shit system.

With this in mind, I was surprised to find a memecoin with a message I deeply resonated with — and on Solana of all places. When I think Solana, I think DeGods and crap like that — the cryptobroiest of cryptobros. (Incel + neurodivergent + gamer. YUCK.)

But this memecoin — oh, this fine coin.

elizabath whoren is the greatest thing I've ever seen on Solana. Making fun of that old parrot's mindless babbling about crypto brings warmth to my heart. And not only did the meme rocket to a $10M market cap, but it inspired a bunch of other memes taking the piss out of all the lame politicians who have been told by their overlords to kill crypto. Or try to.

It's good to see that the old school anti-establishment narratives haven't been completely lost on this new generation of crypto heads. With that in mind, I'm shilling the elizabath whoren token. Hate me for it; I don't care.

CNN or 0.

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