Me, at 09:00 this morning: Right, time to get some work done.
Computer: Freezes and doesn't respond until I restart it.

You see, folks, it's infected with the virus that is known as MS Windows 10. It needs a Linuxilin injection. There are no two ways about it, sadly. I have tried, but the Linux installation DVD couldn't find a usable vein.

In other news, sexy talk with my Spanish sponsor about CNC sex has involved discussing CNC machines, subtractive manufacturing, plastic replica knives, empathy and "monogs" as a shortening of "monogamous". Our conversations are typically wide-ranging like that.

I tried participating in the Exodus investment thingy, but verification requires both a government-issue ID and selfie. That's not going to happen; the black electrical tape stuck over my laptop's Webcam will remain there at all times when I'm not using VTube Studio to present myself as a busty pink-haired Neko-chan.

My ETH, AMPL and SPOT hasn't yet appeared in my MetaMask wallet, despite being approved a few days ago. The cost to send my existing ETH to my exchange wallet will cost me about a seventh of its value in gas fees. ETH is like that. Hopefully, by the time my SOL has been unstaked (four days from now), the price of gas will have gone down. At least my staked Cosmos (ATOM) is doing well. I'm not planning to touch that or my Cardano (ADA) for a while, although it would be good to have more of the latter staked, since I don't yet have high enough rewards to claim them. At least I still have money in my bank account, so I'm not yet in a major rush to bring more in, but it could get tighter than a twenty-something pornstar on her first night on the job.

On that note, I'd best get back to learning AI and job-hunting before the entire day is wasted.

Thumbnail image: My VTuber character, according to AI