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Adventures of a cryptofreak: how to cook a cat and get rich quick with cryptocurrencies.


Publish0x Made Me Rich with $FORTH!

22 Apr 2021 1 minute read 16 comments Jelly Fish

I don't consider myself to be a lucky person. Honestly, in my life I missed many good opportunities, and in crypto alone I missed pretty much all the "get-rich-quick" things. But at last, today I've hit my jackpot!!!1 By now everyone should know abou...

Celsius Scammy Email

15 Apr 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Jelly Fish

  About half a year ago I made a post about tin foil security implemented by many asshanded CEXes and CeFis (well, by some DEXes and DeFis too). The main idea was that instead of improving their own project's security, many asshanded monkeys keep dem...

Kings of Shit: Bitfinex, Hotbit, Binance

8 Apr 2021 2 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish

I trade crypto on CEXes, simply because it's now the only way to trade it. DEXes (or rather, AMM engines) are good only to swap one shit for another back and forth. And both CEXes and DEXes are two kinds of shit, actually. This week I've got more tha...

TrustDice: Slow and Steady Earnings

6 Apr 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish

I've already made several articles about my toy inwastments in gambling ventures and today it's just a little follow-up. These days I'm busy with TrustDice. It's a one-year-old gambling project and its best feature is its free faucet, TXT token, and...

Hodl Your Shit!

30 Mar 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish

Hey hey, I saved the world todayEverybody's happy nowThe bad things gone away.And everybody's happy now,The good thing's here to stay.Please let it stay!Eurythmix (1999) Well, it seems the looming gloom is pretty much over for now, the crypto-analyst...

Bitcoin: Not Today!

24 Mar 2021 2 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish

Bitcoin rally slows as whales transfer wealth to retail investors.Cointelegraph There's only one thing we say to Death: "Not today!"The Game of Thrones When I read the crypto-market news these days I can't help feeling some kind of duality. On one ha...

Crypto Goes Nuts

18 Mar 2021 2 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish

Recently I've run across some news. The news was interesting enough to overcome my usual laziness and to launch me into some thinking. And my train of thought finally arrived at the idea that the cryptocurrency sphere is gradually going nuts nowadays...

The "Too Early" Mistake

16 Mar 2021 3 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish

By the rivers of Babylon there we sat down,and we wept when we remembered Zion.Ps. 137 & Boney M Since I started my crypto journey in 2017, I've been scammed only a couple of times, and only for pennies like 2 or 5 bucks. Well, I was lucky and I was...

Crypto: Useful or Useless?

15 Mar 2021 2 minute read 2 comments Jelly Fish

Everything's got a moral if only you can find it.The Duchess Recently I saw an interesting article where the opponents used the adjectives "useful" and "useless" in relation to Bitcoin. The actual idea of that article is not important for now, I only...

Are We Pumping Or Not?

12 Mar 2021 1 minute read 5 comments Jelly Fish

It's funny to watch the cryptomarket these days. Looks like the average opinion still can't decide if we're pumping or not, even though BTC recently went from 47K (or even 43K) to 58K. Every now and then it dumps when NYSE session ends. The cryptonew...