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Adventures of a cryptofreak: how to cook a cat and get rich quick with cryptocurrencies.


My Lazy Venus yield farming

24 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Jelly Fish

I would loosely divide DeFi-ish "yield farming" strategies into two groups: active and passive ones, depending on how much of our attention a strategy demands in order to stay profitable. My Lazy Venus is about leveraging stablecoins on BSC, a very s...

Yet another Betfury hype post with affiliate links inside

21 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Jelly Fish

Today I decided to make a short follow-up on my gambling investments and namely -- on Betfury. Today there's a good occasion to shill some shit with my aff link inside. I have somehow contradictory experience with Betfury. It was "yet another crypto...

Is This The End?

19 May 2021 1 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish

This is the end, beautiful friendThis is the end, my only friendThe end of our elaborate plansThe end of ev'rything that standsThe endNo safety or surpriseThe endI'll never look into your eyes again(The Doors, 1967) Well, it finally happened. At the...

A One-Man Show Called Crypto...

18 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Jelly Fish

Crypto has nearly always been a kind of show business. Recently it has become something like a stand-up comedy, a one-man show -- and the man is (surprise!) Mr. Elon Musk! Well, actually, some core things in crypto remained unaffected -- because math...

What is so unique about REVU tokens?

17 May 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Jelly Fish

A new airdrop hype wave has started recently. This time it's Revuto project and their REVU tokens. The most interesting thing is that Revuto seems to have a "use case". And I mean not a shitty "crypto-related use case", e.g. when you get some shit on...

Vitalik The Dogslaughterer, Elon The Greenleaf, et al.

14 May 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Jelly Fish

Yesterday was a pretty shitty day for crypto... Well, not exactly for crypto itself, it's still pretty fine in general. But many wannabe "crypto-investors" paid their ape tax yesterday. A tiny digest of the shit that happened. Mr. Elon The Almighty s...

How Hotbit Exchange Stole My FORTH Airdrop

12 May 2021 2 minute read 3 comments Jelly Fish

The recent Hotbit hack has passed strangely unnoticed by the crypto-press. Even less noticed is the fact that Hotbit steals their clients' assets. However, it's exactly the shit that happens. Not so long ago I made an article about how I got rich wit...

Kinda Legit Solanium Airdrop

11 May 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Jelly Fish

A couple of months ago I was hunting for airdrops on Twitter and Telegram. Well, I should say that 99.9% of those were pure shitdrops. Ponzi-ish projects require you to subscribe, follow, tag, comment, retweet, and perform other spammy bullshit -- of...

Pancakebunny's Shitty Fees

23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 11 comments Jelly Fish

Several days ago I decided to try BSC DeFi and went to Pancakebunny -- "No.1 Yield Optimizer", as the guys call themselves. I've chosen Pancakebunny because it looks too big and established to pull the rug, it offers a "single token stake" with rathe...

How To Claim $FORTH for an Exchange's Address

23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 56 comments Jelly Fish

Tl;dr: if you’ve interacted with AMPL on-chain, you are eligible to claim FORTH tokens.Ampleforth guys Unfortunately, those of you who have withdrawn AMPL tokens directly to your exchange account cannot claim FORTH tokens.Igor Tomic of Publish0x By n...