I write about common crypto stories, how they affect people and how to navigate the crypto world. I promise to make it funny and engaging not boring.
20 Apr 2026 6 minute read 1 comment kryptozimba
On April 18, 2026, a single attacker executed the largest DeFi exploit of the year and the damage did not stop at one protocol. So, what happened In the early hours of April 18, 2026, an attacker drained 116,500 rsETH worth approximately $292 million...
19 Apr 2026 5 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
You can ask most crypto traders of what they use stablecoins for, and you will get the same answer every time. They use them just for parking cash between trades. Most just hold their profits in USDT until the next trading opportunity. Move to USDC...
16 Apr 2026 5 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
Every crypto cycle has a story to tell, and I bet we now all know that. In this story, there are always, main actors, villains and spectators. The same is true for this cycle's story, and this story might actually hang on for a while! If you cast...
15 Apr 2026 5 minute read 2 comments kryptozimba
There is this one sector dropped 14% in Q1 2026 while everything else dropped 30%. If you had zero exposure, you need to read this and ask yourself these questions. You have your Bitcoin. Maybe some Ethereum. Perhaps you have a stablecoin position an...
14 Apr 2026 6 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
The future of autonomous AI payments is here. One project was supposed to lead it, then their own house fell apart. There is a quiet revolution happening at the intersection of artificial intelligence and cryptocurrency. And most people are still sle...
13 Apr 2026 6 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
While most of crypto bleeds, one sector is printing gains. That is the sector of decentralised AI, (DeAI. The year 2026 was supposed to be the year memecoins matured into legitimate assets. It was supposed to be the year Ethereum's Layer 2 ecosystem...
13 Apr 2026 6 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
If we are to be honest, most of us got into crypto because we believed in a future where financial systems work for people, not the other way around. But something new is quietly reshaping that vision, and it does not involve people at all. AI agents...
11 Apr 2026 6 minute read 1 comment kryptozimba
Just imagine this, $26.4 billion. Up 300% in a single year. That is not the market cap of a new Layer 1. It is not the total locked value in the latest yield farming craze. It is the size of the tokenised real world asset (RWA) market as of March 202...
11 Apr 2026 6 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
Everyone in crypto is talking about Bitcoin ETFs, memecoins, and the latest Layer 2 launches. Meanwhile there is a quite revolution in the background, one that has already moved more real money on chain than tokenised gold, tokenised stocks, and toke...
10 Apr 2026 6 minute read 0 comments kryptozimba
If history is any guide, tokenisation today is roughly where the internet was in 1996. That is when Amazon had sold just $16 million worth of books, and three of the rest of today's Magnificent Seven tech giants had not even been founded. This is the...
