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Crypto memes by @cmmemes

Crypto memes by @cmmemes

I meme about crypto's insanity and shill the projects I like. You can also find me at

Torum troubles

14 Nov 2021 1 minute read 3 comments cmmemes

  After joining Torum a few days ago I imagined earning a few shinny new coins of theirs would be easy peasy blockchain squeezy, but things are rarely that straightforward in the crypto world. At first I did receive 2 XTM tokens for confirming my...

In other news

20 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  I get why the old financial establishment likes to throw shade at bitcoin, I mean watching how you are slowly ( or quickly, depending on who you ask) becoming obsolete must be anything but fun, so I'm sure they're just trying to buy time at this...

More noisy updates

19 Oct 2021 1 minute read 6 comments cmmemes

  Noise cash is like that psycho girl you like to hang out with even though you know she's mentally unstable, but she's hot so you try to downplay the crazy because of the "benefits". Every time you think to yourself that things are settling down...

NFTs at home

18 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  To this day I don't really get the NFT craze, maybe I've gotten to the stage where my brain can only process memes and other complex analytical functions have been abandoned due to limited bandwidth :) The things that perplex me the most about N...

Fishy investments

16 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

          I was saying yesterday that looking back and regretting past investment decisions is not the best for the long term health of your last remaining brain cells. Sure it's important to learn from mistakes and make an effort...

Crypto adaptations

15 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  The crypto world is sort of similar to a warzone: there are long periods where nothing happens followed by short moments of panic when prices either go way up or way down and you have to make important decisions without faffing about too much. A...

Parsimonious pleb

14 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  Here's a new word for you: parsimonious, it means excessively stingy, just like the clown who made this meme :) I like this new tongue twister because it sounds nice in conjunction with another favorite word of mine that describes me pretty well...

Anonymous market forces

13 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  It's becoming more and more obvious that the bitcoin market it's being disproportionately influenced by the super whales who can throw enough weight around to make the price go up or down with relative ease. This isn't ideal for a decentralized...

Blockchain smartass

9 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  Today I felt like taking a break from crypto memes and make fun of something else instead, and what better subject than the clown making these memes ? My brain works in strange ways most of the times, and that's particularly true when I try to t...

Adventures on the crypto journey

8 Oct 2021 1 minute read 0 comments cmmemes

  They say the bigger you are the harder you fall and I guess that's true in crypto as well, but not in all cases. The trick is to know when the price will stay up after a pump or if it will plummet like a rock afterwards. For a two brain cell clo...