👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

✌My referral code: 2i3ncejc✌

Space. The final frontier... or is it? Some may scoff, tilt their lopsided head to the left and let out a bellow that sounds like a mellow cello... like bono; Hello, Hello.  That's the exact thought I had  when my nuts, hooked up to a car battery, was generously gifted an executioner's jolt of electricity as her high heel selected and connected, with the precision to make me listen. Combined with the brute force of a horse. And a dancer's grace that takes first place. I knew then shit had just got real.

      Why? You might ask. Doesn't matter it's irrelevant and I would never waste your time. I know you know me better than that, so Bc.game. A perfect concoction of crypto and casino? Or a shameless cash op where faux gambling is the what and phudo provably-fair is the why? I've encountered both arguments of scam and legit, but that's for you to decide. I trust your judgement and please let me know when you find out. Crypto Casinos are beginning to become a dime a dozen, so if your crypto casino doesn't have some of these few perks( they should have more), then I suggest moving on.The very best sites will typically offer the following:

• A high level of regulation, backed by a licensing authority of the highest standard
• Over a thousand games from leading developers, the 3rd party games
• Mobile-optimised layout and design, without the need for mobile casino apps and software
• Cryptocurrency-friendly bonuses and promotions for all occasions
• Provably Fair or RNG-certified accolades, plus responsible gambling tools to ensure safe gameplay (some say this is a bullshit way to assure you your money is being stolen fairly. Not my opinion.)
• Wallets that give you your keys 🔑 
• 24/7 live support
• Rakeback ( for every dollar you spend you get X back... usually for every 100k you get 100 back. I'm not kidding)
• Faucets for players that have reached certain persequites 
• An in-house exchange with zero fees!
• And many more. Don't think your being greedy for wanting your cake, eating it too, and taking your friends cake when they aren't looking. Other players will say greedy, but how can you really be greedy towards casinos? Players are quick to tear eachother down like crabs  🦀. Don't work for the casino for free you make us all look bad.

      Thank the nine for Bc.game. Honestly. Where else would we get our daily dose of the most. Now forget about Luckyfish.io, smart-ass. This is your anticipated wine list, minus the kindness, that you keeps you the highest, your royal highness. The truth that Penetrates your blindness, just to keep you mindless, and make you beg me to sign this (this= your tits, but only if your hot. No man boobs! Mosquito bites get the bugspray). What were we talking about? Just kidding.

   Now that you proved yourself worthy by getting past the obviously antagonizing Suessory(the Dr. Suess part of sorcery). Read on reader. Enter The Doors Of Perception. Or sandman. Whatever. 

   So Bc.game. What words can I muster to describe this website? Oh I know... Gei. Before that, how about an actual description of Bc.game before you don't tip me, or click off, 😞 sorry. Bc.game is a multi-cryptocurrency casino with provably fair traditional crypto games and some unique, in-house provably fair games too. Bc.game is open source and their code has been approved by three independent 3rd party auditors, including the Crypto Gambling Foundation. They are also the first and considered to be one of the best Lightning Network integrated casinos with INSTANT Bitcoin deposits AND withdraws through our Lightning node and LNURL invoicing. Honestly their deposits aren't really instant. Now that title belongs to Luckyfish.io. Like many other crypto casinos they have an abundant collection of 3rd party games. Slots are by far their most popular in that category. I've done my fair share of weeding through their slots by trial and error. Kinda expensive, but hey. What can you do? Oh that's right. Not gamble. Deal with your problem. Kidding, of course. So, for those of you that care to know my picks of slots, 3rd party. Continue reading.. if not, then WHY? With my blessing you can skip the next paragraph to save your precious time. Teehee.

     I have hit some mad crazy hits during the short span of being a slot slayer. Now remember there are three slots that Bc.game actually owns, or has the rights to, something like that. Those are; the questionably racist slot Oriental Beauties, Gem Savior Sword, and, my personal favorite, Egyptian Adventure. Anyway, Egyptian Adventure is a cool in-house slot where you can win up to 30,000x your bet! It comes with 6 reels, 117,649 multiways and up to 7 symbols may land on each reel. There are lots of different features including a free fall, a useless feature, and an avalanche style for massive stacking wins. 

 Bc.game is a hit, or miss. You either win big, or lose big. Simple as that. Now I will add some of the caveats, or borderline dealbreakers with this place. Number 1. Don't look at chat and set all your privacy settings to private. Unless your there to make friends. Which a lot of the broke players are. You know why...  You are saving yourself the worst feeling in the world by ignoring all players and keeping everything about you and your profile hidden. If it isn't the stupid high school cliques that haunt the chat, guilt tripping you about how you are such an evil demon for not sharing all your wins with everybody. Don't rain, or tip. The favor will not be returned and you will find out how toxic the community is. Well most there are a lot of good players, but they are doing the same thing I just told you. I learned the hard way. I managed to get rank 5 and I was wondering why the top 10 every single user's name was hidden and you could only see their win. Well my name was the only and it stuck out. I didn't think that the casino was inadvertently giving up a few friendly shanks to the abdomen and kicking me in a tank filled with every shark species ever while being hogtied. Yes I got my account broken into and all my BTC stolen. I put the game down for a half an hour. 0.101 BTC at approx. 5-6k. This is were I relized I was on my own and the metaphorical boat that was Bc.game kicked it in high gear and full on ludicrous speeded their tails as far away from me as possible, Space Balls?  Don't leave any balance in their Wallets. If something happens your SOL. They say they will investigate, but I never heard from support after telling them. Some might say it was an inside Job, but you can protect yourself from this experience. Always set up 2fa, two-factor authentication, and it will be a whole lot harder than someone just guessing your password, or whatever they did to get into my account. Now I love Bc.game, but I can't leave this part out. They really didn't help at all. 

 Now things may be looking bad and you might be starting to think to hell with this casino. Well please don't take my experience that way and I urge you to give them, better yet, everything, a chance. Just protect yourself and take security serious because there is plenty of shady characters waiting to catch you slippin'.  Moving on, on the bright side there is one feature that attracts most new users, as was my reason for joining. A daily wheel with the chance to win 1 BTC. Yes a whole one. Long shot? Probably. Straight BS? Maybe. I can say that the most I've won on the wheel is 0.02 ETH. Eh. There's a ton of other prizes, but you will almost everytime be surprised by the 100 day streak of another JB coin win. JB... I'm trying to do justice for this site, bit bit make it so hard. Oh and when you win be prepared for 100's of friend requests from everyone and their momma. Rest in piece to your message box.

 Okay well I'm noticing I'm starting to not being doing the favor I set out to originally by getting the good word out there. Instead I might be warning people, but I'm not this is a great site. All. Crypto Casinos have their pros and cons. None of them are anywhere near perfect. There's just the bad, the scams, and the tolerable. Maybe one day someone will step out the shadows and unite all if the good things of each casino, but until then... I'll be waiting a few hours For my deposit to hit. I might add to this later if people think I didn't do enough, or comment some topics I left out. Even controversial topics with Bc.game. Until then thank you so much for getting through this and bearing this cross that is my bad writing. I commend you and you deserve to keep the whole tip. Go on you earned it. 👏 

"THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BULLSHIT"

( a quick word from me to you)

      I am very new and don't know how to properly format my writing, or even write an organized educational piece, If you haven't noticed. By which I mean I'd greatly benefit from constructive criticism. Good and bad. I need to hear it all if I want to eventually write pieces good enough to keep your attention, or even intrigue you guys enough to even motivate you to actively participate instead of just reading and forgetting about me. I may be asking a lot, but just consider this an unofficial promise of, "sorry my writing kinda sucks. I'll do better in time". I have a loosely thought out plan for my "blog?". Two topics. One all the different crypto exchanges/stores and their pros and cons with some personal experience and the same for another category of all the different crypto casinos. Well I hope you stick around for me to execute,  but I have a strange feeling people are gonna just like my plans so much they do it themselves. Even tho I've already seen a few roughly vague examples of what I'm talking about.. 

      Be an awesome pal and treat me like an old family friend that you have to listen to, or Mother will get the wire hangar and sign up using my referral code? I promise No More Wire Hangers if you do. Unless you like that stuff then I'll hit you with the business. Thank you buddy ol' pal. Your the best guy. I'm not your buddy guy. Aha 

https://bc.game/i-2i3ncejc-n/?a=olej2nNPej   

                             😇🤗🥺🥸