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CRYPTO JOKES AND HUMOR


Crypto Explained for Boomers: It’s Like Gold, But You Can’t Touch It

28 Nov 2024 3 minute read 3 comments Coinfoxx

  Okay, Boomers, I know you’re curious about cryptocurrency because your grandkids won’t stop yammering about it, and your neighbor Gary claims he made a fortune on something called "Shiba Inu." First things first: no, you can’t hold it. You can’t s...

Top 10 Mistakes Every New Crypto Bro Makes (Or, How to Lose Your Dignity in One Week)

10 Nov 2024 3 minute read 1 comment Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com Welcome to the crypto world! You’re now part of an elite club that spends 90% of their day on Twitter and the other 10% convincing friends that “This time it’s different.” Before you crown yourself the next crypto king, take a pause. Ev...

10 Crypto Baby Names That’ll Make Grandma Ask If You’re Okay

10 Nov 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com You’re having a baby—congrats! But you’re not just any parent, you’re the type who tracks block confirmations like other people track nap schedules. Your kid deserves a name that’ll raise eyebrows, invite questions, and get a solid laug...

10 “Doctor, Doctor” Crypto Jokes That’ll Cure Your HODL-induced Heartburn

27 Oct 2024 1 minute read 2 comments Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com   Crypto got you feeling feverish? Waking up in a cold sweat after dreaming you accidentally bought Dogecoin at $10? Maybe your doctor can’t diagnose why you’ve developed a strange twitch every time someone mentions “rug pull” or why yo...

Crypto Dads vs. Crypto Bros: A Battle of Dad Jokes and Buzzwords

23 Oct 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Coinfoxx

  In the wild world of cryptocurrency, we’ve got a lot of characters: traders, miners, developers, and that one guy who’s been trying to explain blockchain to you at every party for the last five years. But two species reign supreme in the crypto ec...

How to Pretend You Understand Blockchain at Parties

22 Oct 2024 4 minute read 3 comments Coinfoxx

Your ultimate guide to dropping buzzwords like you're Satoshi Nakamoto’s right-hand man   So, you're at a party. The kind with craft beers, overpriced cheese, and at least one guy in a hoodie who's about to ask, "Have you heard of blockchain?" This...

The Only 10 Things in Crypto That Won't Scam You: Memes

21 Oct 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Coinfoxx

TOP 10 HILLARIOUS CRYPTO MEMES Let’s face it—crypto is basically the Wild West, but instead of cowboy hats and six-shooters, we’ve got anonymous Twitter accounts and wallets that evaporate faster than your trust in the latest “next big thing.” Every...

How to Pick Your Next Altcoin Based on Your Favorite Pizza Toppings

18 Oct 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com If you’ve ever stared at a crypto chart and felt the overwhelming urge to flip a coin, consult a magic 8-ball, or maybe even text your ex for some "financial advice," you’re not alone. Let’s be real: picking the next altcoin moonshot fe...

Hodl Your Groans: The Top 10 Crypto Dad Jokes That Are More Painful Than Gas Fees

16 Oct 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com You thought the only thing dropping faster than Bitcoin was your faith in your trading skills? Think again. There’s something even more painful on the horizon: crypto dad jokes. That’s right, folks, once a dad starts dabbling in crypto,...

"Confucius Say: Buy Crypto, Cry Later" — Ancient Wisdom for Modern Degens

13 Oct 2024 2 minute read 3 comments Coinfoxx

coinfoxx.com Picture this: Confucius, the legendary philosopher, sitting in front of a laptop, casually sipping tea while the crypto market nosedives. Does he panic? Nope. Does he rage-sell? Absolutely not. He strokes his beard, gazes at the red can...