Impressionable Experiences

Seeking The Inner Spirit

"Fifty-One"

1999

 

Texas toast

there is no need to boast

for it does not roast

yet toast is the most.

 

Eastern New Mexico

what a woe

for it is my foe

I must go I know.

 

New York, Ne York

I need a fork

for there is no pork

it is no Mork, but it will work.

 

Originally Ohio

many thought Io

so that is my bio

my, oh my oh.

 

What about Cali?

maybe I should be Sally

used to work at Bally

just one alley, not my rally.

 

Mississippi

isn't really nippy

nor spiffy

hand me the skippy, in a jiffy.

 

North Dakota

just another ioyota

take one nota

for I quota, I say whoa!

 

Now look at Maine

such a little shame

say where is my brain?

I need fame, in my name.

 

South Carolina

could not be finer

without an ocean liner

an ocean liner, couldn't be nicer.

 

Oh Idaho

such a whino

not a rhino

why, oh why oh?

 

Minnesota

come let us yoga

I am not Yoda

fate says no, life is a boa.

 

But Maryland

I need a band

please shake my hand

before the sand, is not grand.

 

Tennessee

I need your ease

before I freez

Oh please, oh please.

 

Louisiana I beg

do not cut they leg

this can note be the keg

a square peg, in the round egg.

 

Alaska I trust

 this is a must

 please do not bust

or this rust, shall be dust.

 

Hawaii would be better

sweet birds of a feather

hurry check my weather

hope not wetter, never say never.

 

Oregon

I am not done

yet I have been shun

got a gun, better run.

 

New Hampshire

know there is ifre

down to the wire

higher, and higher.

 

Vermont, Vermont

knows thy want

instead it taunts

my want, against font.

 

Pennsylvania remains

there are many chains

and check the stains

as it rains, and rains.

 

Washington

is walking on

as a sounded swan

party on, party on.

 

South Dakota cease

where are the geese

thought there was a fleece

you beast, go east.

 

Michigan

you know I can

give me the span

a guide is Fran, but not my man.

 

Wisconsin

I shall win

regardless of my sin

 there is one fin, and that is to spin.

 

Arkansas

do you see the flaw?

give me the call

not the saw, or your awe.

 

Montana watch the hate

for I am becoming very irate

give me my slate

and know my fat, no can't long await.

 

Arizona

it is not Mona

pick up the phone

a beast moans, and moans.

 

Massachusetts

break out the sucrettes

to walk without chausettes

ashes to death, lack of sets.

 

Kansas

feeling like molasses

you known I shall sass

showing ass, like or as.

 

Florida

it is so horrid

stop or I will be morbid

waves torrid, I am livid.

 

Alabama Slammer

here is my hammer

listen to the banner

given to her, it is all a blur.

 

Oh no Missouri

you give me such worry

now hear my story

change my gory, to some glory.

 

Connecticut

see me but

the question is what?

it is cut, the quarterback says "hut."

 

Wyoming

You have got to stop owning

time is only

 look at Sony, and need a Coney.

 

Nevada

I shall spladda

met me at a

pitter patter, shatter a ladder.

 

Delaware

now I have cut my hair

for I can not bare

I swear, I swear.

 

Iowa

Fly away

loose my haste

disgrace, distaste.

 

New Jersey

In a hurry

hear the furry

see the jury, look it is Maury.

 

Colorado

I am a wacko

not a quacko

ask 'ol, Mack O.

 

Kentucky

not so lucky

is the ugly

puppy, to guppy.

 

Georgia

there is the order

oh the border

it is shorter, and torture.

 

Indiana this

could be an abyss

West Virginia, North Carolina,

Nebraska, and then Virginia.

 

Oklahoma you breadbasket!

all I did was ask it

as Texas toast is the most

and New Mexico is surely a woe.