Impressionable Experiences
Seeking The Inner Spirit
"Fifty-One"
1999
Texas toast
there is no need to boast
for it does not roast
yet toast is the most.
Eastern New Mexico
what a woe
for it is my foe
I must go I know.
New York, Ne York
I need a fork
for there is no pork
it is no Mork, but it will work.
Originally Ohio
many thought Io
so that is my bio
my, oh my oh.
What about Cali?
maybe I should be Sally
used to work at Bally
just one alley, not my rally.
Mississippi
isn't really nippy
nor spiffy
hand me the skippy, in a jiffy.
North Dakota
just another ioyota
take one nota
for I quota, I say whoa!
Now look at Maine
such a little shame
say where is my brain?
I need fame, in my name.
South Carolina
could not be finer
without an ocean liner
an ocean liner, couldn't be nicer.
Oh Idaho
such a whino
not a rhino
why, oh why oh?
Minnesota
come let us yoga
I am not Yoda
fate says no, life is a boa.
But Maryland
I need a band
please shake my hand
before the sand, is not grand.
Tennessee
I need your ease
before I freez
Oh please, oh please.
Louisiana I beg
do not cut they leg
this can note be the keg
a square peg, in the round egg.
Alaska I trust
this is a must
please do not bust
or this rust, shall be dust.
Hawaii would be better
sweet birds of a feather
hurry check my weather
hope not wetter, never say never.
Oregon
I am not done
yet I have been shun
got a gun, better run.
New Hampshire
know there is ifre
down to the wire
higher, and higher.
Vermont, Vermont
knows thy want
instead it taunts
my want, against font.
Pennsylvania remains
there are many chains
and check the stains
as it rains, and rains.
Washington
is walking on
as a sounded swan
party on, party on.
South Dakota cease
where are the geese
thought there was a fleece
you beast, go east.
Michigan
you know I can
give me the span
a guide is Fran, but not my man.
Wisconsin
I shall win
regardless of my sin
there is one fin, and that is to spin.
Arkansas
do you see the flaw?
give me the call
not the saw, or your awe.
Montana watch the hate
for I am becoming very irate
give me my slate
and know my fat, no can't long await.
Arizona
it is not Mona
pick up the phone
a beast moans, and moans.
Massachusetts
break out the sucrettes
to walk without chausettes
ashes to death, lack of sets.
Kansas
feeling like molasses
you known I shall sass
showing ass, like or as.
Florida
it is so horrid
stop or I will be morbid
waves torrid, I am livid.
Alabama Slammer
here is my hammer
listen to the banner
given to her, it is all a blur.
Oh no Missouri
you give me such worry
now hear my story
change my gory, to some glory.
Connecticut
see me but
the question is what?
it is cut, the quarterback says "hut."
Wyoming
You have got to stop owning
time is only
look at Sony, and need a Coney.
Nevada
I shall spladda
met me at a
pitter patter, shatter a ladder.
Delaware
now I have cut my hair
for I can not bare
I swear, I swear.
Iowa
Fly away
loose my haste
disgrace, distaste.
New Jersey
In a hurry
hear the furry
see the jury, look it is Maury.
Colorado
I am a wacko
not a quacko
ask 'ol, Mack O.
Kentucky
not so lucky
is the ugly
puppy, to guppy.
Georgia
there is the order
oh the border
it is shorter, and torture.
Indiana this
could be an abyss
West Virginia, North Carolina,
Nebraska, and then Virginia.
Oklahoma you breadbasket!
all I did was ask it
as Texas toast is the most
and New Mexico is surely a woe.