Let’s kick things off with some humor! 
About these fancy Louboutins in the pic: the wheel doesn’t spin, so walking’s just fine... and the heel’s rubbery too!

Now you’ve seen the real "crazy train on heels"!

On to business: the full version of my track "Crazy Harley" is already on Patreon, but they’ve got their own "special flavor of KYC madness." My account got to "live normally" for half a day yesterday before they froze it, demanding a KYC check with my passport and my face on webcam.

I spent all morning today on this, but my passport got rejected like 20 times because it’s paper, not biometric, and Patreon’s AI can’t read it (handwritten, duh). So you can imagine how much I "enjoyed" this old-school vibe today! Now I’m waiting for a response from support to get manually verified. They say it could take 3–5 days.

This is just "not cool." Patreon could’ve laid out all their requirements upfront. Instead, they said I was approved, then hit me with a new surprise. I’m itching to chop bureaucrats with an axe on Thursdays! And guess what? It’s Thursday.


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