Changpeng Zhao, former CEO of Binance, founder of Binance and also the embodiment of "that one unemployed friend on a random Tuesday", has revealed his dog's name on X.

Oh boy.

As you can imagine, about three seconds later, his dog's name had become a memecoin.

Actually, memecoins.

Plural.

His dog's name is Broccoli and within hours, there were at least 480 Broccoli-themed memecoins on Solana and 300 Broccoli-themed coins on BNB Smart Chain.

And I bet that number has gone up since then.

Please don't buy one.