Today's International Coffee Day and as somebody who consumes prodigious quantities of caffeine every day, I thought it'd be fun to celebrate by buying a symbolic amount of coffee-related token.

However, I soon realised it'd be a dumb idea.

Let's break it down. You've Coffee Token (CFT), which was launched as a "utility token for Coffee Wallet project.

Tokens were created to CROUDFUND [sic] the project."

HARD PASS.

Next, we've got Coffee (CF), which is now worth less than yesterday.

And yesterday it was worth less than last week.

And just in general it keeps going down.

So... HARD PASS.

Last but not least is CoffeeSwap (COFFEE), for which info isn't even available. So, yeah, PASS.

So I guess I'll just celebrate by drinking coffee.

Cheers.