Today, our adventure begins in the wild west that is Fratlife. Brace yourself for a wild ride (and not in a fun way). In this, some misogynistic dudebro claims he's "done with western females, fucking zombies". Personally, I think he doesn't know his vampires from zombies and I'll not be asking him to recommend a good horror movie, much less anything else.

Content Warning: Our dude's got a degree in psychology, from the University of Google. Prepare for his diagnoses.

He does make the exception "If you [are] cool or [did] contact [me] in [the] past, ill let u hit me up [sic]. Else 97 percent disqualify in USA". Why anyone would want to contact him is beyond me, but people are strange. Here are his "reasons", if one can be so generous as to call his incomprehensible drivel that:

• Group think, not original at all and make horrible servants/slaves
• hates people for no reason [Gollum, Gollum!], just because others do (for example, Andrew Tate [on trial for sex trafficking] or other men that simply want a functional society [id est, a patriarchal one])
• Only is a servant conditionally (paid to be, needs to be restrained/tamed)
• Lazy AF and immature
  • Wants a man to do everything while she sits and returns nothing
  • Says 2-3 hours is too far to travel, even if guy pays for ticket bus plane [What's a ticket bus plane? Is it like a half bus truck, half plane?]
  • Makes excuses for everything
  • Poor communication [That's pretty rich, coming from someone who wrote this word salad]
• Writes, then leaves people hanging without letting people know what's up, then blocks ya randomly [error of concord, much?] yet could've easily checked mail imagine they ask a question, you respond, they purpose [sic] don't read [Uh, WTF are you on about, dudebro?]
  • Plays the whole three-day wait game 😂😂 like it's junior high [Patience is a virtue for a good reason. It lets one know if the other person's a needy crybaby, for one.] Not [a] great idea if one's online.
• Purposely leaves on read, just to see a man's response [It clearly doesn't occur to you that the person you messaged either doesn't feel the need to dignify you with one or doesn't want one.]
• Just because a guy doesn't message you doesn't mean others want him [probably the only true thing you've writ]. Maybe he just wants quality over quantity [although I suspect the opposite, judging from the copy-pasta messages I've seen]
• Insecure AF and contradicting [Yes, it's painfully obvious that you are that, dudebro.]
  • Doesn't like a dude more intelligent or around the same level [Please don't flatter yourself unnecessarily] because she lacks "control" [as you clearly do, hence the whining that you're not getting your way]
• Usually narcissism, borderline, sociopath
• Can't respect boundaries, can't follow rules [Yours or patriarchy's, assuming they're different?]
• Fake profiles
  • Usually a dude with a fake/stolen pic or pic of old female [Because old people shouldn't be sexually active, right?]
  • Refuses to verify [Because the process can place those who do at risk of discrimination from the law]
• Shift less [Perhaps you need to shift more, chiefly by shifting your sorry, unwashed ass off the site.]

If your idea of a woman is somebody's who's slavishly obedient to you and caters to your every whim, I suggest you get on a plane to North Korea, or invent a time machine and go back approximately one hundred years (because it isn't going to happen, asshat)!

That's all, folks!

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