Stand up - I am enjoying adulthood. If I want a cookie, I eat a cookie. I will ruin my appetite with cookies. No danger in running out of appetites.
Jerry is watching TV on the couch - weird futuristic show. Jerry is sleeping and writes something down - he finds it hilarious.
George, Elaine and Jerry are sitting at the restaurant. George brings in an outside cucumber. Jerry doesnt understand what he wrote. Where is Kramer. George thinks he is having a heart attack. Tightness. Shortness of breath. He watched a show called "coronary country" Jerry will call an ambulance.
George is in a hospital bed. The guy in the other room is groaning - the other guy tells George to shut up. Jerry still cant figure out what he wrote. Dr says George didnt have a heart attack. Jerry walks into the room - can I have your Black Hawks jacket if things dont work out. Jerry also wants to call Susan. George reluctantly says OK - I'm finished. Lets end it right now. Kill me Jerry. Jerry agrees and puts the pillow over Georges face. Elaine walks in. Elaine - what are you doing here. Jerry tells Elaine George is fine - is anyone getting your apartment. George begins to self reflect but no one is listening.
Dr shows up and tells George he is ok. George is thrilled. Dr says his tonsils grew back. Elaine says she was forbidden to talk with people who had there tonsils - The Dr - flirting - says he was forbidden to socialize with people who had there tonsils removed. Just like the Capulets and the Montegues. The Dr recommends the tonsils come out. Ready for ice cream. Elaine goes after the Dr. Kramer shows up - what a cafeteria. Sizzler reference. Kramer says he needs to be careful about sex. Kramer tells George to get out - a friend Bob, had a botched surgery. Go to TOR - he is an herbalist. I thought he was doing time - no, he got out. The medical establishment tried to frame him. George asks - how much for tonsil removal - Jerry answers $4000. First visit with the herbalist $38. George agrees - holistic.
George, Jerry and Kramer are at the herbalist. Found out George is 33. Never had a medium orgasm. Jerry has never had a really good pickle. Kramer and TOR embrace. What month were you born? Parents should have waited. Stop using hot water in the shower. I think we can help you. I am not a business man - what I have is a gift. You are a customer. It is in the best interest to keep you sick. TOR says Jerry is eating too much dairy. Hands on the face - you are in misalignment. A disruption with heat and wind. I lived with the eskimos - plunged faces into the snow.
Dr and Elaine are in the car. The Dr is grabbing Elaines tongue. Talking medical
TOR - your tea is ready. George drinks the tea. Jerry asks TOR what the note says. He starts laughing. Basketball score. George likes the tea. George is in the ambulance. George is purple. The EMS people are fighting. George is freaking out.
Dr is still holding on to Elaines tongue. He leans in for a kiss - Elaine rejects.
The ambulance gets into a wreck.
Jerry limps in with a neck brace. George is in bed with a neck brace. At least we lived. No tonsils. Elaine doesnt want to run into Dr Tongue. The same show is on TV. Jerry now knows what his note says. "Flaming globes of sigmond" Thats not funny.
Stand up - hypochondriac. I feel great no matter how bad - opposite. Heart attacks will become like a headache. Now its gone
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