Stand up - Criminals on the news - they are covering up their face. Exposure doesnt damage their name - its not like they are looking for a job promotion
Starts in a office. Guy talking on the phone about a sexual escapade. George shows up and says the guy is a joke - a laughing stock. I quit
Jerry and Kramer are talking. First mention of Newman. He is threatening to kill himself by jumping off the roof. Kramer says jump. Newman has no job or no woman. Why should I lie to him? Jerry is going to the laundry - drop it off, in and out, what a delight. Kramer wants to put his laundry in with Jerry but you cant mix guys - they will start a riot. Jerry concedes.
Jerry is at the laundry mat. George is there - I quit my job. George uses the private bathroom - everyone uses it. He gets a memo not to use it. That is the last straw. No more jobs in real estate. What is George going to do? Sports? General manager of a baseball team? George could be a color man on the broadcast. Jerry squashes that idea. Movies? Do they pay people to watch movies? Talk show host? I talk to people all the time. Where do I start? This could have been a huge mistake. Could I go back? Just walk in like it never happened. Just blowing off some steam. Emotional.
Stand up - working in an office. Why greet people all day. Greetings all day.
George walks into the office. A woman says "I thought you quit" How was your weekend. George tries to join in on conversations. The boss walks in. Is that George? Didnt you quit? Just teasing. I want you out of here - you cant win. Thats why I'm here and you are there. I'm a winner and you are a loser.
George and Jerry are at the laundry. George has plans - slip him a mickey. This is going to destroy him. Its like the movies. Where are you getting the Mickey. I've got a source. Elaine will keep him busy. The point is revenge.
Jerry in his apartment. Kramer shows up. Newman jumped. Wave when you pass my window. Did he wave? Jumped from the second floor. Faking. Jerry lost $1500 in the laundry. The owner says he never saw the money - points to a sign. I'm not responsible. You have a license to steal.
George and Elaine are at the party - bar. George is excited. I've never felt so alive
Kramer and Jerry are back at the laundry. They are going to put concrete in the washer. Kramer is like Lex Luther. The owner is suspicious. Kramer falls
George comes up with the plan. Elaine tries to distract the boss. She sneezes nasty. Thank you. The boss seems not interested. Elaine says she is going to a nudist colony. The boss is suddenly interested. Elaine cooks and cleans naked. Elaine is trouble
Kramer has a hard time putting the concrete in the washer. Tons of dust everywhere. Not secretive.
George threatens to pull a wig off a woman. Elaine just sleeps around. Please close your eyes. George slips the Mickey into the drink. George says hello to the boss. The boss is glad George is here. He wants him to come back. The bathroom is yours. George instantly regrets the Mickey. The boss name is Rick Barr. The boss proposes a toast - makes fun of George. Drink up.
George is trying to find a different job. A professor? Kramer shows up with the money. It was in Kramers laundry. Dont mix the guys - what is the damage to the machine. $1200. Newman screams "I'm on the roof - want to watch a movie?" George - I could be a stable boy?
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