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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 6 - The Statue April 1991

By BAJA | BAJA | 11 Nov 2020


Stand up - very exciting news.  Jerry might have won some very valuable prizes.  He is among the top - sweepstakes company reference - just wish they would tell the truth - you are nowhere close, no chance of winning.  

Jerrys apartment.  George hurt his neck and is sitting on the couch.  Kramer and Jerry carry in a huge box.  Grandpa's stuff was sitting in the basement.  Anathema - dont like.  Kramer finds a statue.  George connects the statue with breaking the statue when he was 10 years old.  George wants the statue.  Kramer wants the statue.  They settle with ink a dink - then they argue about who wins.  Kramer reluctantly give George the statue.  All of them leave.  

Elaine is hanging out with a woman who is smoking a cigarette.  Rava wrote a book and wants Elaine to edit.  Maybe hes dead - with a thick accent.  The boyfriend shows up who is completely opposite.  Happy too.  He is going to clean the apartment.  

Stand up - feeling guilty about the maid cleaning the house.  Let me clean up your filth.

Jerry thinks the boyfriend did a terrific job.  Cleaned all sorts of things.  Did a great job.  Must be like rubber man - there is no such thing.  

Elaine meets with the smoker.  The boyfriend shows up - Ray.  Talks very upbeat and positive.  Jerry the first.  Presence of royalty.  Jerry compliments Ray.  Cleaning was a ritual.  Jerry sees the statue and thinks that Ray stole the statue.  He ripped me off.  Sweet elixir - tea for the soul.  Elaine and Jerry argue about the statue.  What should he do?  Jerry calls Kramer to check his apartment - gets caught.  The smokers mom left them when she was seven - hope she is rotting in an alley.  Jerry makes an excuse to leave.  

Jerry back at his apartment.  George and Kramer want to get him.  George told his parents to expect a surprise.  Elaine doesnt want Jerry to accuse Ray of taking the statue.  Rava doesnt need to know.  They agree to meet at the coffee shop tomorrow.  

George and Jerry are sitting opposite waiting for Ray.  Ray shows up late.  Jerry asks Ray to give the statue back.  Ray doesnt know what Jerry is talking about.  Ray gets offended.  He bought the statue at a pawn shop using the money he earned from cleaning apartments.  Ray says the guy he bought the statue from moved to Singapore.  George has had enough and confronts Ray.  You are crazy.  Ray stands up and George backs down.  Ray expects an apology and Jerry is still blown away at how clean the dish washing liquid nozzle was.  Ray leaves

Rave and Elaine are talking to eachother.  Rava and Ray made love like two animals on the floor.  Rava says Ray is very upset.  Rava and Elaine start to talk about Ray stealing the statue.  A big coincidence.  Degrees - small or big.  Rava says Jerry and Elaine are jealous of their love.  Elaine dumps the book in the trash.  

George is talking to his mom.  Very upset about the statue.  Doesnt react to disappointment very well.  No justice.  George is more cynical.  Elaine is proofreading a food allergy cookbook.  Elaines boss doesnt think Jerry is funny.  

Kramer knocks on Rays door.  Police.  Kramer busts in.  Make love to that wall pervert.  Yes your the punk I'm looking for.  Ray - what are you talking about. 

Kramer pushes everyone into Jerrys apartment.  Shows the statue.  George is so excited.  Kramer then slaps George on the back and the statue goes flying across the room - Breaking into pieces.  

Stand up - people will steal.  Personal security.  Put your wallet in the sneaker - who will know?  

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BAJA
BAJA

Agriculture based. Various projects. Good food is good fuel.


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My adventures in growing plants outside in the fresh air. Positive, negative, learning, failing and having fun. Plants to eat and plants for medicine. Get outside and put your hands in the dirt.

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