Stand up - Fashion wont exist in the future - we will all wear the same thing. Simple. Earth outfit.
Jerry and Elaine are shopping. Just the back - let me check to see if I have a jacket in the back. Elaines dad is an author - he wrote a book. Jerry gets talked into going to a dinner as a buffer. Jerry finds a beautiful suede jacket. Very expensive. The lining is pink and white stripes.
Jerry is wearing the jacket at home. Loves it. Very proud. Kramer likes the jacket. What is with the pink lining. How much did it cost? Jerry wont tell. Kramer has his eye on Jerrys old leather jacket. Take it.
George shows up singing a song. Repeating a song from les Miserables. Jerry says George could go insane from singing the same song. Jerry shows off his new jacket. This jacket has completely changed my life - secure and grounded. Fabulous. George asks about the cost - over $700? $1000. George starts to freak out. Kramer shows up and wants someone to watch over his birds - a magician friend.
At the restaurant. George is still singing the song. Cant find Elaine and her Dad. Elaine is late. They find Mr Benes - want a drink. They order non alcoholic drinks and Elaines Dad orders a scotch. He is grumpy and cranky. Very awkward. I dont need anyone to tell me it is going to rain - just stick my head out the window. Jerry is the comedian - there was a funny guy in Korea - blew his brains out over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that. Jerry excuses himself. George is stuck. Awkward. George tries to talk about Mr Benes book - drivel. Both hang out in the restroom. This guy scares me. They come up with a plan - how to leave.
Stand up - fathers are intimidating. I can make my own people. I will wear what I want and eat what I want.
Elaine sends a message - will be late. 30 minutes. No cell phones dont exist - text message doesnt exist.
Mr Benes - tells a story about Castro. He excuses himself to the restroom. Elaine shows up. Kramer gets Elaine to sit in the car for 20 minutes instead of 2 minutes. Kramers owes thousands of dollars in tickets - they tow the car. Kramer show up with doves. 2 escape.
Mr Benes - whats with the lipstick. Whats your job. Lets go to the Pakistani restaurant - its snowing. Not good for suede. Jerry turns his jacket inside out - you are not wearing that pink stripe jacket with me. His jacket is ruined. Elaine said his dad had a good time. Jerry reminded him of someone he knew in Korea.
Mr Benes is driving back to Maryland - starts singing "Master of the house"
Stand up - Whats with cows? Arent they all leather?
