Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 11 - The Chinese Restaurant

Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 11 - The Chinese Restaurant

By BAJA | BAJA | 18 Nov 2020


Stand up - Make a pay phone call - yes a pay phone - on the street - the phone company calls back.  I have the money - its a quarter

Hunan Chinese restaurant - Elaine, Jerry and George walk in.  I want garbage man - be clean.  Jerry says should combine cops and garbage man.  Elaine asks for a table.  Tatiana coming?  George says it is complicated.  Table of 4 Seinfeld.  The man says 5 to 10 minutes.  They huddle - want to go somewhere else.  Elaine says yes - too hungry.  Jerry says that time is short if we want to catch the movie.  George leaves to call Tatiana.  A man on a payphone ignores George.  The movie is Plan 9 from Outer Space.  Only look at menu while at the table - not before.  George is getting upset and the phone guy.  Jerry recognizes a woman in the restaurant.  A group of 5 walk in immediately and get a table.  The pay phone guy ignores George again.  Jerry talks to the seater.  The people who get a table are chosen - look at how happy they are.  George still cant get the pay phone.  Asks Jerry for help - really hates the cool pay phone guy.  Elaine is crazy hungry.  She will get paid $50 by Jerry if she walks over to a table, pick up the eggroll, eat it, say thank you, walk away.  $50.  A story for the rest of their life.  George would put his face in their soup and blow.  Elaine says she is doing it - she walks over to a table - stares at the table - walks away and doesnt do it.  The phone is finally free.  A lady picks up the phone first.  If you were here first - you would be holding the phone.  Act civilized.  The original phone guy walks by and apologizes for talking to long - George says no problems. 

Story time - Tatianna invites George into the apartment - the toilet doesnt have a buffer zone.  They start to fool around - George needs to have a bowel movement - must stop.  The toilet will not provide the privacy needed.  George has to stop and asked to leave during sex.  George is not Batman and did not see the Bat signal.  It took three days for her to talk with George. 

Elaine reminisces about eating with her parents and what an adventure it was - currently feels like a sweaty hog ready to fill up the trough. 

George finally gets the pay phone.  Mr Cohen walks in - making fun of the restaurant.  Gets seated immediately.  Jerry talks to the seater.  Mr Cohen always here.  Elaine is in a dream?  Tatianna left and George is upset.  He left a message.  The woman shows up - Hi Jerry.  He still doesnt know who the woman is.  Whats going on?  Small talk.  You havent been around in awhile - you should come by.  She introduces herself as Loraine.  Turns out is is Loraine from his uncles office - Jerry lied to his uncle about the plans tonight.  The chain reaction of calls.  Aunt to uncle to mom to sister to me.

This movie - the worst movie ever made - it is the plan that worked - plan 9

Lets slip him some money to get seated.  $20.  George is upset how much that would cost.  George cant do it - cant bribe.  Elaine says its a guy thing.  Jerry makes a wise crack.  Elaine says she will do it - walks up to the seater.  Hows is going?  Boy we are anxious to sit - holds out the money.  Take the money.  He takes it.  Calls out Dennison 4.  What a sorry exhibition it was?  Jerry asks for the money back - the seater tells Jerry how beautiful she is.  How much longer?  5 to 10 minutes.  Order it to go - Elaine says to go to Sky burger and scarf it down.  The seater calls another name.  Not movie hot dog - rather lick the floor.  The seater called out Cartwright instead of Coztanza.  George said who is Cartwright - Im not Cartwright.  She said curse words and hung up.  George doesnt want to go to the movie.  Elaine wants sky burger.  Jerry cant go to a bad movie by himself - decides to go to his uncles.  The minute they leave the restaurant the seater calls out "Seinfeld 4"

Stand up - hunger - cannibalism - who is this?  I like this?  The hardest part trying to get deep sleep - get out of here.  Dont eat me.  

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BAJA
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