Stand up - Men love the TV remote in their hands.  Just run through the channels.  Women want to stay on the channel and see what it is about.  Women nest and men hunt.  Kings would have 30 story tellers so they could flip around.  

George, Elaine and Jerry at the restaurant.  Leslie is pregnant.  Todd is the husband.  George dated her - the worst.  A performance artist.  George is holding a grudge - because she threw a giant can of chocolate all over his new red shirt.  Mad but still groveled after the show - what kind of chocolate was that - thinking he had a shot.  But she leaves with someone else.  She asked Elaine for a baby shower.  Elaine wants her approval.  She deserves Rosemarys baby not a shower.  Elaine's roommate has lyme disease - had a performance of hair.  How does a baby shower work?  No hazing, no drunken orgy of violence.  Jerry will be out of town so he says Elaine can use his apartment.  George insists on telling Leslie how wrong she was. 

Jerry is watching snow on the TV - Who remembers that?  Kramer wants Jerry to get illegal cable.  Just pathetic.  56 channels free.  Do you know what you are saying.  Its illegal.  The man is a Russian immigrant - he is intense.  The guy walks in to Jerrys apartment.  Tomorrow is ok.  Jerry is afraid to get caught.  The Mets have 75 games.  Put it in.

Seinfeld walks into the apartment - the FBI is in the apartment.  Your cable is illegal.  The Russian guy - its the Russian.  Jerry takes off running and the FBI unload their guns - shooting Jerry in the back.  Kramer comforts a dead Jerry.  "My little cable boy"

Jerry wakes up from a dream - on the airplane.  They are making an emergency landing - flying into a blizzard.  Bill introduces himself - "I might be the last person you ever see."

Stand up - Not afraid of flying but the fear is rational.  But it is rational.  

George is driving Jerry back from the airport.  George appreciates being a real friend - an alternative motive.  Should we drop off your bad.  George is wearing the chocolate shirt - George wants to badger the pregnant woman.  Remember this shirt - Its payback time.  

The baby shower in Jerrys apartment.  She is planning a C section.  Kramer and the Russian guy show up to install the cable.  Its all authorized.  He has to do it now.  

Jerry wants to know what George will say - I dont deserve that treatment.  Am I a loser?  Why did you go out with me?  You have a disease?  You sicken me.  

Kramer eats the whole apple.  The Russian is eating all the food.  He bangs on the bathroom door.  Jerry shows up - with George.  Elaine tells George to not even think about it.  George takes off his sweater and gets the nerve to talk with Leslie.  George introduces him self.  Leslie vaguely remembers.  Mary walks up to Jerry - we had a date 3 years ago.  She yells "Liar"  Freaks out.  Some insignificant piece of dust.  George still doesnt confront Leslie.  She gets pushed and shoves a piece of cake on George's shirt.  Leslie tells Elaine she was just like she was in college.  George ends up pushing Leslies baby shower gifts outside.  Jerry didnt pay the $400 for the Russian to not install the cable.  The Russian cracks the TV screen

Stand up - Dont want to date someone - I will see you around.  Take care now.  What does that mean - Really want to say "Take off"  

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