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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 - The Ex Girlfriend 1/23/91

By BAJA | BAJA | 30 Oct 2020


Stand up - The lane expert in traffic.  Which is the best lane?  Can I get in?  

Jerry and George are sitting in a car.  George opines over a girl.  He told her "I love you".  Now he regrets - He's a nice guy.  She seduced me.  Flesh and blood.  Friends keep popping up all over the place.  One motion - right off

Elaine walks up to the car.  I will not sit in the back.  All three of them pile into the front seat.

Jerry suggests a chiropractor for Georges back pain

Elaine talks about nods of recognition.  No nods.  Now animosity.  Relationships are organisms - dont starve 

Land lines exist.  No caller ID exists.  Kramer and Jerry are in the apartment

Kramer finds the best cantaloupe - Found it at joes.  Kramer has a shopping cart.  Fruit is a gamble.

George shows up and is excited about breaking up.  Keep going - I'm almost out of prison.  Now the cursing starts.  Son of a Boom.  But George left some books in her apartment.  Thats a problem.  Whats the obsession with books?  George wants Jerry to pick up the books.  

Jerry and the ex girlfriend are in the restaurant talking.  Marlene - tells a story about her being naked.  

George and Jerry are at the chiropractor.  Both are talking about how annoying Marlene is.  Both agree she is sexy.  

Stand up - waiting room.  You will wait.  Finally call you - I have been chosen.  Enter the smaller waiting room.  

George is finished with the DR - and starts griping about $75 charge.  He didnt do anything.  I'm only paying half. 

Jerry and Marlene are alone in a car.  They kiss

Kramer says his golf swing is all in the hips.  Jerry bought a terrible cantaloupe from the supermarket.  Terrible

Marlene leaves a sexy message on the answering machine - Answering machines exist.  The psychosexual hold.  George doesnt know.

Elaine shows up and is not offered fruit.  She then confronts the guy who doesnt say hello.  Remember me?  Dont be a phony.  The queen of confrontation. 

Jerry tells George about Marlene.  He doesnt care.  George thinks he swallowed a fly

Jerry and Marlene are in the car.  This is not going to work.  What happened Tuesday night.  Marlene thinks Jerry's comedy routine is terrible.  She doesnt like the material. 

Stand up - women need to like the job of the guy.  The phony job name.  Men dont care about the job of a woman they like.  Slaughter house -OK

She is sexy

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My adventures in growing plants outside in the fresh air. Positive, negative, learning, failing and having fun. Plants to eat and plants for medicine. Get outside and put your hands in the dirt.

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