Hello everyone, hopefully the day has dawned brightly where you are in the world. I thought that I would start this blog with a brief introduction and outline of what I hope to achieve.

I am the father or two lovely children, one girl and one boy, living in the beautiful country of New Zealand. I was bought up on healthy banter and bad jokes, and am sharing the love with my family now. They love it, both of my children get in on the action, and sometimes my wife just holds here head in her hands and groans.

Anyway, the purpose of this blog is to share that love with the rest of the world. Everyone, everyday needs a laugh, or something to smile about. It helps make the day go faster, or at least gives you something to talk about at work. Every work day, and maybe sometimes on the weekend, I will post at least one 'Bad Dad Joke' sourced from random places on the internet, from my memory banks of childhood jokes, or from life at home.

Feel free to also check out my other blog, where I post a page from my daughters website.

So without further ado, here is todays offering, I hope you all have a great day.

Why did the toddler throw the butter out the window?

So they could see a butter-fly.