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Bad Dad Joke of the Day 09/03

By nzmacminer | Bad Dad Jokes | 8 Mar 2023

Mōrena everybody, I hope you have all had a great start to the day. It is fine with some high cloud here, so I am looking forward to nice warm weather all day. 

Todays main joke has a food theme, I hope it sits well with you.

Take care, have a great day and stay safe.


Why couldn't the sesame seed get up the hill?

It was on a roll.

And just to make life more interesting, a bonus.

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

It was toad away.



As always, these jokes are sourced from open websites or books. They do not list copyrights or are labelled free for use.

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