Mōrena everybody. Well today is census day here, a time to collect a whole lot of information about people so that services can be better targetted in the right direction, and so organisations have a handle on how many people identify as being linked to them. Fortunately it is all online, no more having to fill out papers by hand and then send them in or collect - also very environmentally friendly.

Todays joke it season related, I hope you enjoy. Have a great day everybody, take care, stay safe.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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