Mōrena everybody - I'm back again. I had a short holiday over the Easter period, but am now back into the work groove. Hard to believe this is the first of May, May Day, an holiday in the UK I believe.

I'm sure you have all been missing your daily dose of dad humour, so without further ado, here is todays offering, plus a couple of bonus ones.

Have a great day, take care, stay safe.

Why can't you spell dark with a 'c'?

Because you can't c in the dark.

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.