Content Warning: If you're a woman who isn't attracted to women or you don't like the way cishet men talk about women, you probably won't like this. I very definitely venture into Rule 34 territory here. Sorry, ladies.

Working Women of the Night

Having used the Night Café Studio Website some more (actually, a lot more) since I first wrote a post about it, I've found a number of things that I think are worth noting:

• I'm more likely to get the AI to generate erotic/risqué/sexy content if I first use the "Animé" (technically Manga) option(s).
• While the use of words like "busty" and "buxom" are prohibited, phrases describing the size of "melons" is accepted. Generally, if I can use a euphamism or synonym, I don't encounter a problem getting what I want (including for sexual acts, although I expand on this point below).
• Version 1.5 generates terrible/unusable Animé. Use version 2.1 (or later) if you plan to evolve the images to the point of photo-realism.
• If the AI does generate something NSFW, the result shows up blurred. However, that doesn't mean that the image isn't still usable. I can usually get around that by using one of the "Artistic" or "Hyper-real" options to see an approximation of what was generated and decide if I want to experiment with getting the original. (It can be a time-consuming and error-prone process.) Almost anything is possible if you try and persist at it.
• The "[Dark] Fantasy" and "Heavenly" options, often used in combination, tend to make certain areas transparent/clear and white, respectively. It can sometimes be used to remove areas of clothing or make them negligible. (This can be seen to great effect in the images at the bottom of this post.)
• By having an account, everything that's generated gets saved to "my creations". I can go back and evolve something with different options at any stage. This has proven useful for following multiple stylistic branches.
• If I generate something (such as manga) and like the results, I can click on "Evolve" and then swap out the resulting image with an uploaded file (JPG or PNG) to regenerate an image based on that.

The latter point has proven useful for answering the questions of what people would look like as manga (and vice versa). I've been using it to great effect with a number of images of Cammie Utsushimi (she of the black catsuit, because I am a fan thereof). I'll probably apply the same treatment to Coconut from Nekopara. Ive been applying it to NSFW content as well, with mixed (and mostly disappointing) results, least of which is blurred results.

Puddle of Mudd Time?

Parasitic Limbs and Anatomical Aberrations

The AI really struggles with ... erm ... things that are in places that they usually aren't or that it cannot identify. It also tends to give people weird facial expressions, which are mostly grimaces. Fortunately, I have rudimentary photo manipulation/retouching skills, but there's little to nothing I can do with an additional, often semi-amputated, limb or hairy eyeball in a part of the body where there shouldn't be one ... Burmese is not a language I understand, but the Myanmarload link should give you some idea of what I'm seeing.

Kaitlyn Leeb (~34) at Comic Con as a three-breasted prostitute in the remake of Total Recall (circa 2012): Wowsers!

Total Recall has nothing on Night Café, although it might be interesting to see what it does with the above photo of Kaitlyn Leeb. I leave writing an adequate description of the image and following the process (generate a decent Animé image and evolve a replacement, etc) to anyone who is so inclined. (That includes me, but I've got actual work to find and I'm sadly unable to make a living off generating and selling sexy fake photos. I have tried, both on Open Sea and Vixxi.

I'm not surprised to find that someone's drawn/generated a nude version of the character, having a striking resemblance to Leeb. Let's just state that while extremely rare, there is a condition (called uterus didelphys) that can cause a woman to develop two vulvas while in utero. (I think it's something to do with how cells divide in foetal development, rather than genetics. See the CBS News link about Hazel Jones if you're interested, which I suspect you are. Yes, she has appeared in FHM and was offered a porn career. The Myanmarload site also has a photo of her. UD generally isn't a good thing, though. It can lead to increaded chance of miscarriages and premature birth, according to mayo Clinic.)

There's probably a porn parody of the film out as well. I leave the rest to your imagination and search engine skills.

But is it Art?

It is if I can sell it! (So no, it isn't.)

So many images later, though, so many ... Who needs a girlfriend when AI can generate photo-realistic sexy imagery? I mean, this should give you an idea of what I'm on about (and it's only one of literally hundreds of images generated from about five or six I've supplied):

Cammie Utsushimi in a white cutaway jumpsuit with a horrible grimace/snarl.

Cammie Utsushimi in a white cutaway jumpsuit (after I cloned her top lip and painted over her teeth). Much better! Gorgeous, isn't she?

I've also used the above image to seed generation of many others. However, I've yet to resize and convert those to PNGs and JPGs, from WebP files. (Resizing in Night Café costs credits, but there's minimal quality loss when I do it in GIMP.) Here's an example of one of those seeded images:

Description: "Beautiful young blonde with big melons in a black mesh bodysuit and stockings". Note the groove from the belly button to the leg as a  example of what I referenced earlier with the AI not rendering certain anatomical features correctly ...

Thumbnail image: If Cammie Utsushimi were a real person, according to AI. (Note that I have yet to clone and heal the left eye so that the right one doesn't appear to be blind.)

The original image I used to get the photo-realistic thumbnail