Please, please, no need for applause. I'm as insignificant as every one of you.

I don't consider myself to be a role model for my children, I'm more of a cautionary tale. I'm impulsive and obsessive and to put it quite frankly, I have a lot of problems. I'm less than a decade away from 40 and still have the emotional capacity of a hormonal 15-year-old girl with the attention span of a goldfish. But as long as I take my prescription medication everyday, as directed, there's a good chance I may be able to hold down a retail job for more than 3 months.