- Bless me, Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google, and all other government-colluding Big Tech and media corporations, for I have sinned. It's been forever since my last confession. During that time I have intentionally ignored your holy mass of misinformation, propaganda, suppression of inconvenient news, and censorship of dissenting views. I have also harbored in my heart perverse fantasies of destroying you completely through decentralization in order to accommodate the advent of a truly free people. Yeah, I don't know what I could have been thinking. Somehow I wandered off your broad and easy road of groupthink. Clearly, I am so self-interested, I need more than just your gentle guidance. I need to die to myself so that your wisdom and power can be made manifest through me. Therefore, I humbly beg your forgiveness and absolution so that I may be fully restored to your Heavenly Kingdom of top-down control, surveillance, and manipulation for my own good. How great Thou art!
