Here are some delicious facts about pigs:

They grunt to communicate with each other. In their natural habitat, pigs don't stutter. Nor do they speak English.

Pigs are unusually clean animals. They spend 12 hrs a day grooming themselves. They only appear dirty in nature shows for effect.

Pigs are highly intelligent. Most scientists consider them smarter than humans.

Pig organs can be transplanted into humans due to the fact their kidneys take up 75% of their body mass.  Or maybe it's a bit less... and something to do with genetics, probably.

Pigs are one of the fastest land mammals, reaching speeds close to 100mph (if they are inside a fast vehicle).

Pigs will eat bacon, but for some odd reason that just seems wrong...

Pigs can live for 15 to 20 years. Or somewhat less if they look tasty.

Pigs can weigh 700lbs or more. This is due to their slow metabolism and ceaseless hunger for flesh.

Piglets have long snouts like an elephant. When they get older their baby noses fall off and they are left with cute flat snouts.

Long pig isn't a special breed of pig, it's a human taking the place of pork during dinner time. It's not a recommended dish.