Cryptofans, you know we love you! Thanks for lighting the way to a better than fiat future for all of us together on the Publish0x!!
There's a lot of funny crypto going on this week. 
Dear readers remember it's pretty rich, listening to an Irish politician call for reghammering. Mairead's world was paid for by Ireland doing the tradfi tax international regulation arbitrage shuffle for players like Apple.
It's even funnier watching USDC CIrcle's market cap DIVE after they hit themselves with unwritten regs, losing ten billion in market cap over the wrath of the market when USDC censored 75K worth of coins! Now Coinbase is tweaking out, and waving fees between USDC and fiat! Another version of the moron tax??
It's funny - Jamie Diamond utters a logical fallacy - he can't see how crypto is good for ANYONE. 
THEN, JP Morgan turns around and hires a top exec from Celsius to help lobby for pro crypto laws!! Someone working for y'all sees something, Jamie!!
It's a laugher. LIz tried to make the UK pro crypto, it's a shame all the money and jobs went to Paris. Lord Hammond quit the House of Lords to work with Copper crypto. This week, Copper formally gave up on trying to work with the deep state rouge UK regulators, the FCA. Lord knows the lord tried!! 
Even a LORD with BILLIONS in valuation can't work with the FCA in his own country. What chance did CZ and Sammy ever have?? Copper and Lord Hammond took all THEIR jobs n money to the Swiss!!
But we, and dear readers, want BIG crypto funnies!!
Well, bitcoin, by not face planting, was a lot less volatile than the once boring Gilt market, THAT'S a giant macro economic joke for the ages!! Bitcoin is now less volatile than EQUITIES!!
OK more obvious funnies. Well, let's face it, it's Hacktober!! This last week, chant with us!! Syntropy, BitKeep, Moola, BitBTC, Olympus DAO, 3Commas, hack hack hack, sys boom bah!!! Let's mine them all for laughs!! Cmon, it's all just crypto growing pains!! 
3Commas is a trading bot running on FTX. 3Commas says clients were phished! But clients say it was 3Commas fault!! That's funny biz!! Millions lost, stay tuned. It's funny!! 
Hey, our 3Comma's wallet lost us seven figures!! Don't worry, we got the 3Comma's bot for THIRTY DAYS FREE!!!! Ar ar ar ar ar!!!
Olympus DAO got hacked for 300K on insufficient validation on smart contracts. It's funny, first Olympus was all "200MM was not affected!! We had THREE audits, an internal code review, and bug bounties and no one spotted this!! Then Olympus said they would pay it all back. THEN Olympus tracked down the hacker and took it all back!!! Reads like a plot on Bonanza!! Hey Olympus!!
we all know there are 12 steps, tell the TRUTH!!!!
The BitBTC / Optimism hack is a SOAP OPERA!! First, a white (?) hatter published that the BitBTC Optimism bridge is trivially hackable!! & that they would not listen to him!! THEN someone hacked BitBTC, stole 200K "worth" of BitBTC! The BitBTC was pretty much worthless, so not to worry. 
Optimism pointed out that it was only a BitBTC weak spot. The hacker, for HIS comic relief, left a message in the blockchain ( that's the hip thing to do these days huh??) to say he's just funning, and the team has seven days to fix it. Which they did!! Drama city, but funny.
Syntropy is hilarious, they got catphished. After claiming they were fully funded, without telling the community Syntropy cut a deal with a VC. Then, when sending the 825K in $NOIA to the VC, whoopsie!! 
Moola is funny, the hackers borrowed MOO, fooled the the Celo platform into high values, then "borrowed" everything on the platform, maybe 8MM worth of CELO, cUSD, cEUR, and MOO. Just like the Mango hack!! Moola said they had made all those chitcoins illiquid. Now THAT's funny because it probably was not that hard to do THAT. Moola is still hoping to claw back from the hacker!! Update: the hacker gave 8.3MM back!
Ahh, enough Hacktober. There is OTHER funny crypto hoseups. Aptos is one!!
Aptos is so bad, it leaves ya calling out for Gary to come reghammer someone, anyone!! Aptos is supposed to be a Solana killer ( not even trying to be a BNB or Tron killer let alone an ETH killer, lol.) Aptos was founded by Meta employees ( RED FLAG???!!??) and they would never tell investors what the ICO looked like, along with other huge freaking details. 
Well, the dust is clearing, that Aptos gave THEMSELVES 80% of the ICO. Aptos ain't apt, cry investors!! And it's down 50%!!!
But we want BIG funnies!!! Dear readers will remember Ian and Dylan Macalino, who faked up 80% of the Solana traffic in the world. Ian and Dylan are now launching a 100MM fund Protagonist!! going LONG as a song in Aptos!! Could be fun!! Here's a selfie in an article by Dylan when he was 15 and Ian was 18 at a hackathon in Texas. 
What a wonderful world we live in!! Who knows what could happen next? We do know Aptos crashed 42% down, but then the insiders knew THAT was coming!!
Want a REALLY Meta joke? Vitalek said someone should create the THE protocol, to make recursive news jokes about how everyone keeps mentioning THE protocol!!! But this is 2022, so they did: 
Along with other fave pronoun coins, like THIS, THEY and THAT, running on ETH, Solana, and BNB! What a wonderful world!!! Look at THE price action ar ar ar !!!
A tragicomic week for Austrian economics, the FT did victory dances on the graves of efforts to cut taxes and stimulate production. Tragic, but yet SO funny. Camelot? said Liz. Yes, Camelot!! replied Kwasi.
Say it out with love and joy!!!!! KwasiLizalot? SIng it!! Each evening, from December to December
Before you drift to sleep upon your cot
Think back on all the tales that you remember
Of Camelot!!!! The Laffer curve will keep tax revenues rising; While every tourist enjoys a VAT jubilee, We'll cut the bonus cap to light the city's fire right here, dear, in CAMELOT!!
Ask every person if he's heard the story
And tell it strong and clear if he has not
That once there was a fleeting wisp of glory
Called Camelot!! [COMPANY]
Camelot! Kwasi n LIz a lot!!
I know it gives a person pause
But in Camelot, ( Kwasi&Lizalot!!)
Those were the legal laws!!!
[LIz as ARTHUR] We spread the word of crypto to save the City, But the FT never uttered even a peep, We dreamt of all the biz that went to Paris
The markets all just said we were a creep 
We wanted Hayek to be proud and the FCA to approve Mutal coins like the City asked them
Instead of killing Binance UK and crippling Revolut, but
By 8 a.m the morning fog had flown
Don't let it be forgot that once there was a spot
For one brief shining moment
[COMPANY]
That was known as Camelot 
Lol, how long did the mini budget last, a day? That was one BRIEF shining moment!!
Peace out, gotta drive early,
We love you cryptonauts! The world needs you, mind yourself, safe home!! 
love
Dave
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OK, we admit it, we always love a musical. Life makes a lot more sense when everyone bursts into song on the regular!!! Don't worry, we are bad with colors and don't really know what is in our wardrobe, lol
Love, goodnight,
Dave
