Cryptofans we love you!! There's a lot of things we keep meaning to do. Well, thanks to the Pub0x clan, two of them just happened!!
Our first real tradable chitcoins were gifted to us by the mighty Cryptonator. Can we see them? Checking, we gave Cryptonator our Trust wallet. It was totally empty and dusty, with moths flying in and out. Let's check it!!
TLDR: yes baby yes !! We are the proud owners of our first REAL chitcoins, twelve and a half MILLION of them !!! The mighty Cryptonator said they were worth a penny. We said that since he was sending them over, they would be MOON!!! MOON baby MOON!! Well, what happened!!??? 
TLDR: the coins are UP UP & AWAY 50% pop since Cryptonator dished them!! NOW worth TWO cents ar ar ar ah ha!!! Hey, Sugarfix was RIGHT!!! there's money in the chitcoin ghetto!!!
Whaddya say gang, shall we pile in?? They are available on Pancake swap!!! Or should we CASH OUT AR AR AR AR AR !!!!!
OK, ok. Onward & upward!! In his three year victory celebration, big daddy triple OG PVM, the MVP of Pub0x, said he would break our loser record of having NO NFTs!! Lord knows he has tried before. He pointed us to other NFT airdrops!! We once made it all the way to some system that promised to give us our twitter name on their system along with an NFT - when we got there our twitter name was TAKEN!!! So we dropped out. Then he tempted us with cool, inexpensive chad Humble Tractors, giving whatever we gave to charity!! Did we do it?? NO!!! Then weird scary Byron the artist pics, also a kind of cool scary death puppet something. Did we budge ??? HELL NO!!!
Well, now he says he sent us NFTs!! OK< we gotta go look!! Oh man we are scared. Does this mean our wallet will somehow be hacked and drained of all the valuable NFTs in there?? No, since we started with zero NFTs and maybe some gas money in ETH. Can we FIND them?? Dunno but here we go, ride or die for NFTs!!!! Lead us on, big PVM!!! Hey, time you enjoy wasting is NOT wasted time!!!
OK ok, we find PVM's article !! he keeps telling people to check their hidden folders. How can we do that if it is hidden, dur!! Us he tells check our hidden folder on Opensea!! Well, at least we have HEARD of OpenSea... that's the NFT Ebay marketplace getting blown out by Blur right now, ya??
We gave PVM a Metamask address, let's start there. Some rando googling - looks like we should hook up our Metamask wallet to OpenSea. Then maybe advertise our NFTs on social media to make them show up sooner?? What what?? well, THAT's not gonna happen. PVM and his mighty team of artists better have already done THAT part, we for SURE are not going to promote what we can't find on a folder we don't know where it is!!
OK stop whinging - well we see OpenSea, looks pretty cool we gotta admit
TLDR: gotta pe a place to hook up our Metamask wallet, huh?? found one, nah that looks like it creates one!! OK we hooked it up, nothing there - but under MORE we have hidden, show hidden YAY!!!
Thar she blows!!! OK fix up our profile we got a SPACE MAN!! AND A FRACTAL!!
TLDR: LOOKIT US!! we are so modern n all!! THANKS PVM!!! IT all makes sense now!!
OK our mind is blown, gotta hop!!
love, peace out,
Dave
