Crypto people, we love you!! You KNOW we do!! And we all love the chic, ever fashionable Publish0x!!  Sprucing up the crypto positive Overton window with style!!!  But let's face it, our first true love is the funnies!!!    This week?? Yeehaw, baby, we hope we last seven seconds on the bucking bronco of crypto funnies, lookit this week!

You can say it's sad, you can say it means the end of crypto ( it doesn't) or, you could admit it, it's funny.    Hacktober is rolling on into ThanksTAKING, baby!!!

Since we last laughed, FriesDAO lost a couple million ( out of 5 or 9 they raised.) Why?  Cause  ANOTHER IDIOT HADDA HAVE A VANITY WALLET ADDRESS!!!  The profanity exploit AGAIN!!!  Could all CTO's $#$(@#$(&&& check if they have a vanity address?  & if so, choke the idiot who wanted it, then make him make sure it ain't from Profanity!!! TBF, FriesDAO is a strange and wonderful blossom, think they were just about to buy a restaurant.  Now they are back to "do fries go with that shake sir?? " 

ThanksTAKING rolls ON!!  Rubic had an admin wallet "compromised" whatever THAT means.   OK what's funny? The hackers ran away with maybe 3 million in Rubic.  Rubic promptly crashed 98%!!   So, HOW FAST was the hacker able to fence the Rubic??  Ah hah ha hah ha!!! Maybe the hacker should agree to give 100% of the hack back for a bug bonus if Rubic pays the 20% at the original market price ar ar ar ar !!! 

Other ThanksTAKING vics include a Solend hack for a million, they kinda know who the hacker is!!  That's funny cause it's so small town!!!! Yeah, think, you probably DO know who broke in and stole that stuff he always liked, $(#$#($&!!!! 

Next,  Skyward Finance took a mortal blow of a hack!! Or DID they, it's funny, Rekt says maybe it was an effed up rugpull.  In anycase, Skyward is hellbound now.  At least we got this funny graph to remember them by!!Adios, rest in peace, Skyward!!  Downward!!  What's the opposite of excelsior? Skyward Semper Deorsum!!! ar ar ar 

OK, ok, cheap shot humor.  But dear readers know some hacking carnage is small beer compared to regular, everyday tradfi fiat funnies!!! One last one - the MONKEY DRAINER struck again!! Monkey Drainer is a phisher, and phishing will always be with us.  If y'all don't think so, a friend of ours who is a Nigerian prince or banker or lawyer something wants to MEET y'all!!  But why is Monkey Drainer REALLY funny?  Because after every hack Monkey runs off to use, three guesses, thats IT!!! T-CASH!!  YESSSS!! TLDR: we are not even sure we LIKE T-cash, but it IS funny.  

Tornado laughs at GARY!!! can't ban me I am distributed code!!  

OK, CZ has cracked us all up laughing before with his ultra diamond hands.   CZ never met D'oh face to face !  But one CZ  monster wallet held the three million Binance dumped into Terra / Luna in 2018.  That wallet, of course, ripped above 100 million. Then crashed back down!  Never once touched, ya can see it, it's hilarious!!!  

Now it's funny, CZ made over TWO BILLION from his equity investment in Sammy Fried's FTX.  CZ got paid mostly in FTX.  Now Diamond back Diamond Head, heart & Hands BINANCE held that FTT coin!!   From what, under two dollars  ANYTIME in 2019??   To peak at eighty and crash to twenty-five!! Ahhhh ha hah!!! Maybe take 10% off the table after ya moon 80x!!!  LIke, what is harder than diamonds??? Plasma fenced hands CZ has there?? 

Wow, lookit us, we can't stop talking about CZ!!! It's an all CZ fanboy issue of the crypto love letter today!!  And Sammy, WTF with the shady book tangle between Almeda and FTX?? 

Dear readers remember how laughable five year central plans are, even (extra!?!?!) when they come from Europe.   Does CZ agree?  Hell to the YEAH: TLDR:  LOL don't even ASK honey badger about a plan, love it!!!  This was from a funny list of CZ's reasons to smack a half billion bucks into Twiitter!

TLDR Freedom of speech for freedom of money. Entrepreneurship!  Untapped  Twitter value begging for web3 !   Liquidity through Binance and Web3 !! CZ loves / uses twitter. Solving problems!!  WOW that feels great CZ thank you!!! 

CZ gave that baseball, hot dogs, apple pie n chevrolet free speech free money speech!!  AFTER CZ paid the gas fees on moving over the $500,000,000 bucks he put up for twitter rather than EVER shut up!!!  Ride em CZ!!! Who's a North Merican cowboy!! Here's the reading music for YOU, CZ!!  You n Jon & Ritchie & Kid Rock, a detroit city cowboy stepping PRETTY on the world stage!!!   Yer a cowboy, CZ, on the world's biggest crypto steel horse ya RIDE!!!  What a marvelous thought you are thinking, CZ, it's about that great speckled bird!! That bird, that stands up for freeeeeeedoooooommm!!!

CZ, ya traveled round the world, ya met a million faces, and ya ROCKED them All!!!  ar ar ar !!

Yes baby yes, CZ!!! We are not worthy!! 

we need still  BIGGER funnies !!  Let's face it, this is the week's biggest funny!!!   

OK, it's funny, haters gonna hate, LOOKIT that spin it's masterful.   Morally reprehensible, naked clickbait bias, but, ya know, well played.  Actually CZ and Elon even agree in the approach to take!!! Move fast, break things, throw at the wall & see what sticks!  This is the WAY!!!! 

Haters are PILING ON !!!    It's funny, Elon is fighting back!  The blue check royalty versus serfs WAS plutocratic crap, we never noticed but when you READ the RULES it's like a Kafka novel!!! AND the blue checks sold out the back door for 15 grand AH HAH HAH HAHAHA.

Frankly, censoring the New York Post and stories about covid origins and treatments WAS a Kafka novel, the one where the machine keeps carving your skin with the message.    The latest pile on - advertisers ( who noticed twitter ads?? ) are dropping out. 

Our favorite?? Pfizer.  Pfizer ain't gonna pay for Twitter censorship and bots anymore.  Isn't that the POINT!!!

  Pfizer can, with all due respect, get Pfukced.!!!!    Dear readers know Pfizer PAID the WORLDS BIGGEST, all time US record one point three BILLION dollar CRIMINAL fine, along with another billion non-criminal.  For what?  faking trial results.  It wasn't enough they were given liability free record profit sales, they had to also censor the people TALKING about that!!!    Stick to yer guns CZ and Elon!!

The penny finally dropped, it's very funny!!  The truth about Elon?  NOBODY can deny, Elon, like CZ, Bitboy and many others, likes to tweet crazy chit that STIRS the pot!!!    Right??  He should NEVAH have bought twitter, now there is NO ONE TO STOP HIM AH AH AH BWAAA HA HAH!! 

Elon is getting high on his own supply!! He jumped the shark like a moron when he tweeted back to Hillary, THEN DELETED THE TWEET!!!  AH HAH HA HA HA bush league!!!  Never delete, make THEM do that!! Oh WAIT YOU ARE THEM NOW!!  Elon, you showed yourself weakness, culpable in court now!!! AH ha ha ha !! 

It IS funny, we are not tired of laughing about it!!  Elon is more powerful than the Babylon Bee, or the ex president!!   And he knows it, it's gone to his head!!  He can tweet and they can't, ner ner ner ner!!!! He could make a joke about the first admiral being a man without going to Twitter Jail!!! OH NO WAIT HE CAN'T. Elon hadda put HIMSELF in twitter jail!!  ar ar ar !! that moment of freedom passed too quickly, Elon, CZ!!!

 OK crypto lovers, we gonna crash. 

Peace out, all the love, 

Dave. 

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PS for Michigan concerts, the home town boy always gets a duet with the visiting star if he wants.  This is Kid Rock (real name: Ritchie, lol)  in Detroit, so Jon has to share, see his face, it's funny.   TBF, Kid Rock is stepping pretty for Jon & (the real Sambuca) Ritchie!!! RUNNING over to mug the end!!

We once snuck into a Bruce Springsteen concert in maybe ann arbor or lansing?  Screaming we had lost our wallet and had to get back in, finally a security guard took pity on us.    Bob Seger drove his hot rod prototype ford basically backstage, came out and made Bruce sing Thunder Road AGAIN, it was funny.