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28 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
On returning home, an official experiences dizziness, palpitations and stomach aches. His wife diagnosed him with gastroenteritis and gave him an adequate remedy. The next day, she finds him dead in his bed. She then calls the doctor directly: - What...
27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
It happened in the hospital a few years ago. The great Professor MachinChose systematically tries to instill a great principle in all the students who accompany him for the rounds of patients in his department. During the tour, the Professor asks a...
27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He is a man who goes to the doctor because he has severe headaches. The doctor auscultates him then begins to ask him a few questions: - Have you noticed if your headache appears when you have drunk too much? - But doctor, I do not touch alcohol, not...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A scatophile, a sadist, a psychopath, a zoophile, a necrophile and a masochist cross paths with a cat.The scatophile: "Let's eat his poop!" "The psychopath: “Yes, but first, we kill him! "Sadist: "Ok, but we torture him first! "Zoophile: "Alright, bu...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Dracula has just died. He finds himself before God who says to him:- I cannot let you enter Heaven because of all your sins. But I will give you another chance for your Redemption: you will return to Earth and you will be reincarnated in what you des...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
An intellectual offers a game to a fool:- If I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you give me $ 1. Conversely, if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'll give you $ 100.- Okay, the fool answers. The intellectual begins:...
21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - It’s always the same farmer who brings in the most milk for the cheese factory. Yet everyone in the village knows that this farmer only has a few cows.So how does he do it? Puzzled, the other farmers decide to ask him the question:- But how do...
21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - A man meets one of his friends who is making a funeral.- Did you lose someone?- No, it's even the opposite, I'm going to be a father!- And is that why you make such a face?- Yes ... I don't know how to tell my wife ... 02 - A little boy swall...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He's a man who walks into a typical dealership to buy a used car. After hearing the salesperson's spiel, he asks to try this car. - No problem, I'll leave the keys to you ... The man takes the motorway… speed: 50 then 100 then 150… he exceeds 170 km...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A very pretty young woman is going to see a doctor. She tells him :- Doctor, it's very weird what's happening to me. When I take off my bra, my breasts come up all the time.- It’s very weird indeed! The best is to show me this.The girl takes off her...
