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Jokes for a dollar

26 Jul 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Danyakot

Greetings! I want to publish the "Jokes for a dollar" column every day. In it, I will share my life observations, thoughts, and opinions. I hope you like it! Everything changes in a man's life after marriage. For example, you can no longer take your...

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin (joke)

18 May 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin in compliance with land reforms that force farmer into the market."A small percentage of farmers will be offered zero-fee cow-milking services, but all farmers will have to...

Crazy dog

27 Mar 2020 1 minute read 0 comments mgaft1

  A hotel guest came out to the street and noticed that next to the hotel doorman there was a cute puppy. "Does your dog bite?" he asked the doorman. "No," answered the doorman. The hotel man then bent down and telling the dog gentle nothings attemp...

Joking about Corona

29 Feb 2020 1 minute read 3 comments Kuio7306

In my last post I was writing about Corona Virus and the epidemic of the illness in Italy adding that there is also an epidemic transfert of anxiety who accompany this media phenomenon‼️ As always, I said, population is divided in two parties:  1) wh...

Airline workers messing about

13 Jan 2020 2 minute read 2 comments HermesSyndicate

These are a series of funny but real conversations between airline workers: Pilots vs control towers. Tower- To avoid any sound pollution please steer 45 degrees to your right. Pilot- What sounds pollution can we produce at a 7000m altitude? Tower- T...

How to Cook Corn for People that Say 'O.K. Boomer'

20 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments TheLowDown

(on the cob) Fill a large pot with water and a lot of salt.   Add shorts (kidding)    Remove husks (stringy stuff).   Drop corn in boiling, salty water.   Loan your 18 year old cousin 200 to short BTC 100x (kidding)   Let sit in boiling, sa...

Nail Biting

8 Nov 2019 1 minute read 3 comments mgaft1

Tami had a worried look on her face. Holding the baby in her hands, she scanned through the passengers of the Tokyo-Los Angeles flight. Ten months ago she told her boyfriend Franky that she was pregnant. Franky scratched his head and shook it with un...

Gut feeling

24 Oct 2019 1 minute read 0 comments mgaft1

A cowboy was riding the horse in the prairie. All of a sudden his gut feeling told him "Stop!" The cowboy stopped.   "Turn to the left," the cowboy turned to the left.   "Ride to that tree," the cowboy rode to the tree.   "Get off your horse and clim...

Random Jokes #1

12 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Mr.Miner

  Smart wish 3 friends were walking along a dark forest road when they stumbled upon an old lamp. One of them rubbed it and out came a Genie. GENIE: You have found me! I will grant each of you only one wish! So wish wisely!1ST FRIEND: I wish I was th...

Was so f*cked up ! Place any i.e: This car. Like : This car was so f*cked up...

17 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Xip

It looked like the connexion when internet providers got it bugged so people want to buy 5G ! Happy joke ! Bad internet for me today ! Enjoy your life ! Xip! :))