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Jokes for a dollar.

2 Aug 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Danyakot

I love sex with my wife. We have everything in order in this regard, we even recently decided to go to a sex shop. Got in a car, played rock-paper-scissors, lost, and went to a sex shop). The consultant appeared exactly a second later, because they h...

Jokes for a dollar

26 Jul 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Danyakot

Women's virginity is much more valued than men's. Women's is a flower that needs to be protected. Men's is a weed. Let's get it out of here, please. And I recently learned that there are girls who sell their virginity. And this is very strange. They,...

Jokes for a dollar

26 Jul 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Danyakot

Greetings! I want to publish the "Jokes for a dollar" column every day. In it, I will share my life observations, thoughts, and opinions. I hope you like it! Everything changes in a man's life after marriage. For example, you can no longer take your...

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin (joke)

18 May 2020 1 minute read 0 comments paradise

Farmers in Nicaragua are already paying for cow milking services with Bitcoin in compliance with land reforms that force farmer into the market."A small percentage of farmers will be offered zero-fee cow-milking services, but all farmers will have to...

Crazy dog

27 Mar 2020 1 minute read 0 comments mgaft1

  A hotel guest came out to the street and noticed that next to the hotel doorman there was a cute puppy. "Does your dog bite?" he asked the doorman. "No," answered the doorman. The hotel man then bent down and telling the dog gentle nothings attemp...

Joking about Corona

29 Feb 2020 1 minute read 3 comments Kuio7306

In my last post I was writing about Corona Virus and the epidemic of the illness in Italy adding that there is also an epidemic transfert of anxiety who accompany this media phenomenon‼️ As always, I said, population is divided in two parties:  1) wh...

Sats- the Bitcoin Change

28 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Teodor

Someone goes into a grocery store (where bitcoin is accepted) to buy stock cubes (not stocks in a company :) and she asks if it is possible to pay with Bitcoin. - Yes, of course! (answers the seller) - But, I only have 1 BTC, can you give me the rest...

Airline workers messing about

13 Jan 2020 2 minute read 2 comments HermesSyndicate

These are a series of funny but real conversations between airline workers: Pilots vs control towers. Tower- To avoid any sound pollution please steer 45 degrees to your right. Pilot- What sounds pollution can we produce at a 7000m altitude? Tower- T...

How to Cook Corn for People that Say 'O.K. Boomer'

20 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Generative Capital

(on the cob) Fill a large pot with water and a lot of salt.   Add shorts (kidding)    Remove husks (stringy stuff).   Drop corn in boiling, salty water.   Loan your 18 year old cousin 200 to short BTC 100x (kidding)   Let sit in boiling, sa...

Nail Biting

8 Nov 2019 1 minute read 3 comments mgaft1

Tami had a worried look on her face. Holding the baby in her hands, she scanned through the passengers of the Tokyo-Los Angeles flight. Ten months ago she told her boyfriend Franky that she was pregnant. Franky scratched his head and shook it with un...