Top 10 Dad Jokes - Cryptic Crypto's Laugh of the Day

By @captaincryptic | Laugh of the Day | 9 Aug 2020


Learning about crypto and earning free crypto is great, but we all need a good laugh every day and that is where Laugh of the Day comes in.  I plan to make a post a day to share jokes, funny videos, and other items sure to bring a smile to your face and hopefully a good laugh.

Today we tackle the topic of Dad jokes.  Dad jokes are a more recent classification of jokes but surely they have been around as long as there have been dads.  Dad jokes are different then other joke categories because rather than making fun of Dad's, Dad Jokes are jokes a Dad might pop on their kids that are characteristically clean and more punny than funny.  Hope you Dads PublishOx'ers out there find a couple to spring on your kids today!

1.  Q: What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? A: The water. Butane is lighter fluid.

2.  Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award? A. Because he was outstanding in his field.

3.  Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.

4.  Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

5. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

6. Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? A: It was two tired.

7. Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.

8. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

9. Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat? A: Nothing, it just waved.

10. Q: If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called? A: Cellphies.

Heard a good Dad joke that didn't make my list?  Share that in the comments!

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