I love sex with my wife. We have everything in order in this regard, we even recently decided to go to a sex shop. Got in a car, played rock-paper-scissors, lost, and went to a sex shop). The consultant appeared exactly a second later, because they had hung a bell over the door! Who does it anyway? You just walk in, hear the "Ding" and think, " goodbye."It's not a Ding for you!" For you, this is " pervert came!" At the entrance there should be no bell, there should be given a hat, glasses with a nose, a mustache. All this should be Packed in a black opaque bag. The exit should not be where the entrance is, but in a completely different place. Preferably immediately in the metro, on the platform — and merge with the crowd. Ideally, there should be delivery, and not at home, not in the office, but so that you can call and negotiate. You drive up to the bus stop in a wheelbarrow, a little girl throws something out the window, and you go in different directions.